The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

I was there last Friday at...

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heatofthenight
Feb 17, 2004, 1:35 PM
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I was there last Friday at about 10:00 pm. The crowd was about 20 spectators and maybe 8-10 dancers. Most were 5-6's with a couple of 7's and one 10 (Nina). Dances are $20 for a full-contact bikini lap, $40 for topless and $80 for private. I had a topless with Illusion - a nice looking black girl who unfortunately things bouncing on my lap is sexy and fun. We didn't really get into a rhythm.

Next I had a private dance with Nina, an absolute beautiful Latina with the best bod I've run across in a long time. The down side was that she was very hygene conscious -- she gave me antibiotic hand lotion and then kept putting tissues on my lap / leg whenever she moved around. It kind of broke the mood. After a nice long private dance, she offered to make it more fun and intimate for $200. When I said no, the price fell to $100 (although she was never specific about what exactly she was offering, so that may have changed, too). I wasn't really looking for anything extra and I felt if I got it, with her focus on the antibiotics and tissues, I felt more like I'd be leaving a specimin at the clinic than having a good time, so I passed. As soon as she realized I really meant no, she waved good-bye and sent me on my way. All in all, kind of expensive and not all that much fun.

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