The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

This place turns out to be...

VIP Review
Avatar for doug20032345
doug20032345
May 18, 2005, 3:04 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Not Provided Not Provided

This place turns out to be inconsistant, it all depends on which girls happen to be working here. But I dropped in a Friday afternoon, and the mix of girls just about blew my mind. It was durring the day, and I wasn't sure what it would be like, but it turned out to be the best time to go.

In most ways it was a normal time at the Crazy Horse, pay at the door, get lots of singles to tip the dancers, head down to the front row at the stage, and start handing over dollars for tips. Nice girls on stage, three songs, 3 to 6 dollars tip per girls, depending on what they give you.

But this day, I'm not sure what was up, there was like 15-16 girls working the place, and in the early afternoon there was only about 6-7 guys there. And half of those seemed to be just hanging out in the backgound not tipping or resonding. So for a guy at the front, droping tips, it was like Christmas morning, at a -bad- household. I had the pick of the place, had dances from Asia (just great, very nice girl, tallish, thin, nice breasts), Justine (from France, ooo-la-la, smooth, curvey in just the right places), Star (who gave me double time if I would rub her back, hey bonus), and Princess (wow, that is a -bad- girl, nice to spend time with).

Full review available to VIP members

Unlock thousands of detailed, honest strip club reviews.

300K+ reviews • Trusted community since 1998
This place turns out to be...