The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

This is my favorite club to...

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Mr Magoo
Jun 28, 2005, 2:51 AM
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This is my favorite club to hang out in SF. There's a variety of women and most of them are pretty friendly. I once spent like $500 in one night; this trip I held myself to $400 and it wasn't easy.

I lost count of all the laps I paid but apparently word spread among the dancers to hit me up. At the end of the night, I think I only missed 3 girls I really targeted. I'll try to catch them next time.

Instead of writing about the dancers I lapped, I'll write about the three I missed: 1)Melissa, whom I promised a dance but she disappeared, 2) Olivia, an enhanced girl who moved like melted plastic on stage and was always busy in the back, and 3) Tiffany, only because I like the way she looks. Yeow!

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