I offer a grateful nod to...

I offer a grateful nod to all the recent posters here at tusl as I found nearly all info pertinent, very current and accurate. To summarize: As a gentleman that prefers asians I was not dissappointed; theater seating, mostly facing a long runway that protrudes out into the center of the main room (note: poles are actually located to rear of stage left and right, and seats awkwardly face perpendicular to stage); performers are highly interactive at tip rail and will provide satisfying mini-laps (topless and nude) with appropriate tippage; private area off to one side and VIP in back; not crowded; no drink charge; girls are not high pressure; songs run about 3 minutes; dances are $20 for clothed lap, $40 for topless lap, and $100 for VIP full-contact nude x3 songs.

I arrived in the Bay late Monday afternoon and decided to spend my evening at one of the SF clubs reviewed here. I checked in to Crazy Horse at exactly 6PM and caught the happy hour admission of only $15 (btw 5-6PM). I hung out for about 30 minutes and watched a few less than stimulating dancers tumble around. I got kind of bored, and decided to get some dinner, but on my way out the counter guy mentioned that there was an asian duo feature performing at 8PM (Didi and Pardise). Cool! On my way back I swung by MBOT, but wow! - too expensive at $40 (though you can get in for $15 btw 5-6PM also), and the surrounding area is terriblly sketchy. I went back to Crazy Horse, w/ zero hassle re-entry, in time for the duo feature. The girls were definitely entertaining and both helped themselves to my lap, but I wish it would have been a little nastier. Anyway, the best part of my evening started when a few new girls arrived. I spied this exquisitely athletic Fillipina, but she seemed to keep her distance from me at first, though politely smiled when I caught her eye. Before long, a pure doll of Thai origin introduced herself as Jasmin and offered a dance. Upon request she politely described the menu/rules and after a sweet intro lap dance I took her up on an offer to do a VIP. Wow! - what an experience! I loved her sensuality and very much tried to treat her like a lady. Well, I suspect she may have said something to a certain Fillipina, because shortly after I emerged from the private area Angeli walked right up to me with a big smile and said "my turn"! As if I was going to say no to that... ;-) We had a steamer than usual lap and were considering what to do next when she got a stage call. No problem, I said I'd catch her afterwards. I thoroughly enjoyed her performance and got first class treatment at the tip rail. Like a true lady she found me right after she got changed and we went straight to the VIP laughing and joking like a couple of kids. As for the VIP action... So much heat, so little time.

In rating this club I was not thrilled about the layout and atmosphere - just not conducive to relaxation and conversation. There really is a tissue box in the VIP area - like I'm going to jerk off in front of a lady? - and as far as I can tell that's the only use for it. I might have been harsher had it not been for the great ladies and the fantastic hospitality I recieved from two of the club's best dancers. All in all, I'm hooked and will return often when I'm in town.