The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

I hadn't been to CH in...

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Jun 17, 2005, 2:19 AM
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I hadn't been to CH in a couple of years, so I stopped in on a weekday night while I was in town. $25 admission fee, which I thought was pretty high. The place is laid out kind of like an old fashioned porn theater, with a single runway type stage. Girls did three songs on stage progressing to topless and nude with each song. Stage tipping was mostly just guys laying ones on the stage, with very little interaction with the dancer. There seemed to be about a dozen girls working, although I was only there about an hour, so there could have been more in the back. There is a lapdance area off the main room, and also private booths with curtains. Lapdances were $20 bikini, $40 topless. Private shows are $80 nude for two songs, although a couple of girls said they would do three songs for $100. I had a private show with an Indian dancer named Taj. She had a very nice all natural body, and a cute face, but her dance technique was mechanical and not really sensual at all. Later I had a couple of topless LDs from a busty gal named Lovely, who said she had just started at the club. She had a great pair of bolt-ons, and was very friendly in the LD area, although it occurred to me after I'd paid her for 2 topless LDs that I could have had the private nude show for the same amount. This place is OK, but doesn't knock my socks off, and its much more expensive than I am accustomed to. I couldn't help thinking that for the couple hundred I spent at this place for all of 5 songs, I could have had a full hour, full service visit with any number of incredible ladies in Houston. Oh well, the hunt continues, and that's half the fun anyway!

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