This place is a rundown old...

This place is a rundown old theatre, no booze and a $25 cover charge. Inside, there's one long runway with theatre seating facing the runway on both sides and about 10 rows of theatre seats along the back where you first enter. The girls range from 6-9. The stage dancer often leaves the stage for mini hands on lap dances, so a $1 tip goes pretty far.

Lap dances are $20 for a bikini dance with good mutual contact. When I've been here in the past, $40 got a topless lap dance, but I didn't see any of that going on this trip. $80 gets you 2 or 3 dances (whatever the dance is in the mood for, I guess) in a private curtained area in back with a small couch, a chair for the dancer, and a box of Kleenex. The dancer is fully nude. The contact is either mutual with good grinding, or you can take care of things yourself while you just watch her -- at least that's what she told me. I wasn't interested in that. I went for the mutual contact. A lot more fun in my book. All in all, SF isn't a cheap place for a good dance, but overall, the price / value at Crazy Horse if pretty good compared to the local competition.