Visions

Okay, please don't let the area fool you. I've been to different clubs in the New Orleans area and i usually find myself here by the end of the night. There is…

This is my favorite go-to club. I always enjoy my visits here. I usually try to watch all of the girls on shift dance once so that I can take…

Wend recently on a Friday. Lot's of girls. Have to tip stripper when they walk around the bar. Mix of girls, most of them 7s or above. Table top dance is $20,…

I went here after having been over at Bourbon street figured it might be a nice change. It was significantly less crowded. But the dancers... OK there were the very high pressure…

Truly a local hangout and very worth the money. they have free lunch everyday and girls are there all day and night. girls are friendly and the rules are loose.…

I live about 4 hours away from NOLA. Went there this past weekend for the first time when I was visiting. It truly seems like a place where locals go to. Setup…

I arrived on a Wednesday night. I like a girl to spend some time with me and chat a bit, but I'm also not made of money and don't want to…

Bottom line: highly recommended. All expectations can usually be met in The Party Room. It has been a good while since I last reviewed Visions. If you're not a local, take a can…

It was a bit slow when I showed up as it was the first Saints pre-season game. The game was on and a few people were milling around. Quite a…

This is a great club, certainly the best value away from Bourbon Street. The neighborhood may not be all that great, but the parking lot is well monitored. The staff and dancers…

I have to say, that traveling a fair bit for work, this is literally my favorite club In the country. And I will explain why. If you want the hottest,…

I got home after a long hard day at work this past Saturday but I couldn't go to sleep so I got dressed and popped in to Visions around 10:00 pm to…

All these reviews are subjective. However, how anyone could put this place in the same galaxy as, say, the Penthouse Club in the Quarter is beyond me, with due respect to those…

I try to visit Visions every time I drive across Southern LA. This time (in mid May - I am a little slow submitting this) I stopped in NOLA (actually I…

I've been travelling so much lately that I haven't been able to pop in to my favorite local strip club. Well nothing much has changed. It looked like a great time…

Either you like this club or you don't. The layout is pretty odd, no tables and everyone sits around a very long double horseshoe shaped bar or stands at the wall.…

I went into visions on a thursday night and I was quite excited because i havent visions in about a year. The dancers are still the same wide variety of ethnicities. The…

I was at Visions in New Orleans about two weeks ago. Visions is in kind of a bad part of New Orleans, but the parking lot is well…

I went to Visions after about six months since my last visit and there have been some major changes at this place. Management has turned the $20.00 lap dance room into…

I have visited Visions several times over the past five years or so, and the dancer quality and atmosphere is still just as good as ever. It is probably my favorite club…

Visions is Visions . . . you either love it or you don't. As a local, I appreciate dive-y, slightly disreputable places. I almost never go to Bourbon Street, even…

I went on a Saturday around 6pm, thinking there would still be girls from the first shift and then have girls on the night shift starting filling in but he place…

I went to visions this past Saturday night, about 7 pm. I was very surprised at how uncrowded it was. One of the dancers I spoke with explained that it doesn't start…

Glad I made the trip out here after the recommendation of a restaurant waiter (of all people). I was furloughed in New Orleans while waiting to go offshore, so I had some…

In New Orleans on business and while this place is a drive out of town, it is always better than the tourist places on Bourbon. Arrived around 9:30pm. Showed my…

Visions is still my favorite club to go to in New Orleans. I went in around 8pm on a Wednesday night and expected a few dancers and a quiet drink. I was…

When I arrived there around 5:30 there were cheers from the dancers because I was the first customer they had seen in hours I was told. The Saints game was on so…

This club is definitely worth a visit! As one of my first visits a strip club, I felt surprisingly comfortable in Visions. There was only about 3 other people there…

Having checked out the Bourbon St talent on a Tuesday afternoon and after disappointingly finding it a bit poor, I decided to grab a cab over to Visions (less than $20 from…

Another drive takes me near NOLA, so I make a point to divert to Visions. Not much has changed. The bar top tip parade still sucks dollars at a rate…

Visions is worth a visit. The club is in a bit of a run down area but they have what seems to be a decent parking lot with some security so…

after spending waaaayyy to much money at Penthouse and other Bourbon places Thurs & Fri, I finally had the chance to head over to Visions. Overall, I was impressed.…

I am a regular to this club. 85% of the time I have a great time. Certainly, this night was no exception. There were a few hot girls, couple of mediocre girls,…

went for a daytime beer at visions.... the structure of this club is different than the rest of the clubs on bourbon st. The club has a small stage and then…

I'm from NO , so I've been there before. It's in eastern NO , on downman and chef. From the looks on the outside it looks to be predominantly caucasian. But when…

If you're in New Orleans this is the place to go. I walked in and paid an $8.00 cover and I think that comes with a beer (I'm not a drinker so…

After reading the tons of previous reviews, I too decided to give Visions a try and was in many ways pleasantly surprised. Now, don't get me wrong - as a VIP at…

I was in New Orleans on business. I like the club compared to the downtown clubs which are expensive and very tourist oriented. It is a ways out of town…

As others have said, this club hasn't changed much. The inside hasn't changed, and you've still got three options for dances (table dances, VIP, and Party Room). However, a few things have…

Visions is located in a sketchy part of east New Orleans. It's located off of Downman Rd & Chef Menteur Hwy in front of Passions Strip Club. They do though…

Doesn't seem to be much of a change here. Hear the really hot girls come on night and weekend shifts, but lots busier at those times and hard to get their…

I have to say this is the place to go for fun - although I was unable to check out the night time dancers! I had a wild experience the first time I…

This is the best club in New Orleans. Much better than the FQ and Bourbon. The club is spacious with a sort of meandering bar. The girls dance…

Went to this club for the first time, was tired of the bourbon street clubs and the ones on the Westbank are trash to decided to see what New Orleans east had…

Just like lots of the previous reviews say, Visions is a great hangout for locals and regulars. But it's also a great place to visit if you're from out of town…

Visions is an awesome club. I like to get a chance to go there on a regular. I have made friends with a few girls there. Most of the girls there are…

This is the best club in New Orleans. Period. The FQ places are just tourist traps and this is the only real titty bar in the city. It has…

Visions is my local favorite. It truly is where the locals go. The girls are much more friendly and accommodating than the clubs in downtown. The beer is the coldest of any…

Stopped in recently on a Thursday after work around 6:30 and I can confidently state that Visions is still the class act in the metro NO area. This is as much because despite…

Came here on a Saturday afternoon at about 4pm. I paid my cover which was $6.00 and included a free drink ticket. I got a soda with my ticket and…

Went to Visions last Friday night hadn't been in a while but was glad I came back. Man this place is still one of my all time favs. First things first there…

I went to Visions yesterday. I absolutely love the place. Drinks are affordable (4 bucks domestic). And, the girls are incredible. You really have to be selective with a few. Some girls…

I went to Visions Gentlemens club on Downman Road in New Orleans on June 1st 2013 . I am a local of New Orleans ... I had been to Passions .. A…

I was in New Orleans on business and having visited the bourbon street bars on previous visits and reading the reviews decided to give visions a shot as I had 4 hours…

In NOLA again last week and just had to stop in to visit Visions. Just minutes off the Interstate across the north of NOLA, this club offers the most action to…

If you're visiting NOLA forget about the French Quarter strip club traps and go here. Yes it's a pain to drive or get a cab but it's worth it. The neighborhood is…

Very fun. I used to be sketched out by the crappy parking lot for this club, however, I decided to take the plunge and head over. I always heard great things about…

I thought it was time for a report out on my most recent trip to Visions. This club has actually improved over time. It has become an attraction for out…

Not much has changed at Visions in the two decades, or more, that I've been attending this club. I understand that the ownership has gone through at least one change during that…

my first time to visions was awesome. I went inside and two dancers immediately said hi which took me aback for a second. I spoke with them and surveyed the…

The girls were very friendly in this club. One kept sayin' "you know it'll come out" and I think she was trying very hard to make some $$$. I never found out,…

I was told this is where the locals go. I took a cab from the Quarter which cost less than $20. There is a beat up parking lot for free use if…

I went to the club on a Friday afternoon. Seemed busy to me, but a couple of girls I talked to said it was a bit slow. I found the girls a…

Had not been here for a long time, but went with two friends who felt a strong need to go to a club with some real talent and opportunities for good contact.…

Went to visions in the afternoon. Not a lot of dancers. I was approached by an aggressive dancer at first. Then by a dancer I didn't wasn't attracted to. They girls of…

Visions night called out to my grouop of 5 like a beacon in the night. This crescent city classic has a unique stage layout. Insteand of a central stage with…

It's been a while since I was on TUSCL or at any club but I am back in action. I went to Visions last night and am glad to report that…

I just left Visions and, again, I had another great time. The place was a bit slow so the girls were hungry. While the majority of the girls were in the…

Well, went to.Visions again, for another escape from the life of monogamy. Again, this place rocked. This time, I spent some time with a beautiful brunette who shall remain nameless. Anyway, she…

Interesting club. A bit out of the way, so you really have to intent to go there, not the kind of place you just go to on a whim. Parking…

Very slow at first glance--only saw a few girls the night I was there (Monday, I think). I agree with all the recent reviews - there is a very different atmosphere…

After reading the previous reviews, decided to give this place a try. With the exception of a few, was not particularly impressed with the quality of girls there like some other posters…

I was in town with a few buddies to do the typical New Orleans long weekend party thing. I am definately glad we found this place be weary of all the hustle…

Visions was the first club I attended as a legal drinker. It hasn't changed much in 10 years. There is still a stage with a pole and a mirrored wall, a large…

Great club. I have been going for a few weeks now after moving to Nola. There is a wide variety of girls, something for every taste. The physical layout is interesting. No stage,…

This was the first time that I had ever came to this club and i got to tell you that it is one of the best that i have been into in…

This was the first time that I had ever came to this club and i got to tell you that it is one of the best that i have been into in…

This place is great. It's off Bourbon, so you're not swarmed with tourists. The girls look great. VIP is the way to go, but you can get plenty of attention in…

I stopped in Visions on consecutive Thursday afternoons while traveling, both visits had similar features. First, each time I enjoyed the company of several young (at least - under 35)…

Bottom Line: Highly Recommended. Best in nola. There are many reviews with information on the layout, seating, atmosphere and drink pricing. If you like a posh environment, go elsewhere. I recommend Penthouse on…

Visions is a strip club that the where locals will frequent. The girls will rotate and do quick bartop dances around the bar throughout the night. It is required that you drink…

I went into visions after reading some of the reviews on this site. Upon entering though kinda of small as I am a regular patron of many Chicago, Dallas, and Cali…

This was a great strip club to go to. I am used to the Houston strip club hospitality, but in New Orleans it really comes close. Not sure how many girls were…

As mentioned before, we’re fast approaching the peak season for tourism in New Orleans. That (should) mean you should see a noticeable difference in the quality of strippers now and during the…

I like the Monday nights in Visions because of the laid back atmosphere and the fact that Monday Night Football is usually on in the background. Last night it was Hurricane…

So I visited New Orleans for the weekend with some friends to look for possible clubs to work at this was our second to last stop while visiting bourbon first I must…

Haven't been in a few years, but was in the area and finally got to go back. Went around 2 on a Friday evening. Still $5 cover, which gets your…

I have reviewed Visions before and I used to go in pretty regular on dayshift. I haven't been to the club in quite some time. So on a Thrusday night…

Pretty good, probably better on the weekends judging by the other reviews. Met a pretty hot (7-8) 30's blonde, Rita. Had some drinks and she was happy to hang at…

I was recently in NOLA for work over a couple of months. I visited a few places and found none to compare with Visions. The staff and dancers were quite friendly. The…

I had a one day layover in New Orleans so I decided to go to Visions based on reviews. I had to rent a car because it is out of the way.…

There were a few hotties, but not enough. All of the hotter ones seemed to have favorite guys they would hang out with the whole time. The rest of…

So, I went to visions one Wednesday afternoon, looking for some escape from normal married life. I bellies up to the bar and enjoyed the circuitous bar, with all the wonderful ladies…

Visited on Monday evening, it's a cool club with built in bar and stage. The staff and ladies are nice. I did run into one dancer who was all about the $$$…

It was around 1pm on a semi-slow Friday afternoon as I sat at the bar at Visions. After being approached by several "not as nice" entertainers, I watched as A**** offered companionship…

I went on a Tuesday after midnight and there were only about 5 dancers and less than that doing dances. I got a lap dance from the drink girl in the…

I haven't been to Visions in a while but always remember it as one of the better clubs in New Orleans. My recent visit did not match up to prior visits, now…

Took a taxi with a few buddies, but parking is super easy and plentiful as well. No hassle from the door guys getting in. Cover is $8, but there's not really a…

I haven't been to visions in a while so I decided to take a trip over there. The club isnt in the greatest of neighborhoods but there are cameras on the parking…

I can't believe I forgot to review this club. I spent a few months last summer visiting several clubs in several cities and Visions was definitely one of the most memorable.…