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4000 Downman Rd New Orleans, LA 70126

All these reviews are subjective. However,...

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Johnnyfrit
Jul 13, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

All these reviews are subjective. However, how anyone could put this place in the same galaxy as, say, the Penthouse Club in the Quarter is beyond me, with due respect to those reviewers who like this place. I will admit I went to this place after being forewarned by some of the reviewers. My wife and I decided to give it a try anyway, based on its #2 rating in New Orleans. Also, we went on a Monday night, about 10 pm,which is usually not a great time to go, but it couldn't have made much difference. As other folks pointed out, it is in an industrial area with a gravel parking lot, meaning the owners haven't invested much in the place (to me). As we entered, we noticed the weird bar setup (I was curious to see it after the other reviews), with about 4 girls doing their prance-around. What a joke that is. They "dance" from patron to patron, wiggle a little bit, turn around and slap their butt, then squat down for their donation. Everyone did the same thing. We presented our beer coupon, took a sip, looked around and wondered how fast we would exit. The place is very dark, probably with good reason. The bar is a double u-shaped thing and there are pool tables in the back, and maybe some other stuff...we didn't walk back there. <br>

If you like going to "up-scale" clubs, like the Penthouse Club, Spearmint Rhino in Dallas or Las Vegas, Tootsie's in Miami, I would ardently advise you NOT to go here. Everybody has their own preferences, but this wasn't close to ours. Oh, we managed to exit in about 10 minutes...win some, lose some.

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