went for a daytime beer at...

went for a daytime beer at visions.... the structure of this club is different than the rest of the clubs on bourbon st. The club has a small stage and then the bar is a long winding catwalk that dancers walk on after going on stage. every time they walk by you you are required to tip a dollar, or you will be kicked out. so it lacks the theatrics that make a lot of visits on buorbon interesting.

dancers ranged a lot in qualit, from hot to "damn i bet she is someones grandma, maybe she should lay off the methanphetamine." there is a 20$ lapdance area, when i went in there a guy was lying down and had a giant danceron top of him. I hope he wasnt squished.

there are also "vip" dances for 30 which are in private booths. might be nice to escape if the lapdance area is a zoo or occupied by a naked hippopotamous horisontally grinding on a customer.