Visions
4000 Downman Rd New Orleans, LA 70126

Visions night called out to my...

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Mar 3, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Visions night called out to my grouop of 5 like a beacon in the night. This crescent city classic has a unique stage layout. Insteand of a central stage with other stages, it had a serpitine bar where the girls walk and dance for dollar tips. (Think about those sushi bars with the automated boats on a conveyor belt. It's kinda like that, except instead of rolls, you get gigantic titties.) Some of the women were pretty hot 8-9s, a few of the ladies had some wear on the tires, but were not overly aggressive. Nice tight bodies throughout the crew. One woman looked like Amy Sedaris, if she weere an older, Latina stripper who'd seen some things.

All agreed this club had good value when taking one of the women to the back. You mileage may vary, but most options that one may consider attractive at 3am in New Orleans were available. Lap dances $20, with VIP room available. Touchy, hands on experience. Definitely different cost, feel, and crowd from Bourbon St. clubs. Drinks were reasonable, though some of the shot girls were, like Peychauds, a tad bitter. Cab ride was $20 from Bourbon Street. Bouncers and bartenders frinedly and accomdating. Mixed, but most blue collar crowed. Lotts of women with boyfriends.

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