Acropolis

The Acrop is a local legend thanks to the fact that you can eat a tasty, cheap steak and whatever you've taken from the salad bar mere inches from bare bottoms. Like…

This place has its pros and cons for sure. Easy to find. Food's better than most clubs in the PDX area and the prices are really low. Maybe the…

Went down to Portland for the Tonya Harding rock opera. Finding ourselves with several hours to kill lunch/drinks at the Acrop was in order. Yes the place is worn down…

As a Seattle native, I wasn't really sure what to expect of the Portland strip clubs. But recently went to Portland for the first time, for a bachelor party weekend, and…

The decore is a bit divey. 3 stages usually manned (or should I say womanned!-)by women that are 8s and up. The drinks are small and pricey. The ATM…

For what it is, it isn't bad. In Portland you can't expect much at all. Fortunately, drinks are fairly inexpensive, theres no pressure, and cover charge is minimal if any. If you're looking…

I was at the Acropolis over the weekend along with a bunch of friends. The cover was $4. from my previous visits here I have learnt not to expect anything from the…

Ugh. This place is no longer worth the trouble. It's filthy, the place is overrun with idiots, and the service is slower than the DMV on a Friday afternoon. The quality of the…

Some of my friends think this is the greatest club, so I decided to try on a Sunday afternoon. First, the layout of this place is all stage or bar, with just…

Very well known place in the area. Food is ok, good for what you pay. Cover is a few bucks. Seems like some place outta that movie Roadhouse or something…

This is a very good place to go for lunch, dinner, or meal at any time while they are open. The cover is four bucks. As many of the previous reviewers has…

I hadn't been to Acropolis for about 6 months so I dropped by last week in the afternoon. There is a cover in the evening. The club has 3 raised…

Went to this club on a Friday night. $10 cover charge. Went inside and found out that the atmosphere was pretty good although it was a bit too dark. Girls were average…

What makes a club your favorite is very much a matter of personal taste. But when I travel to Portland, my mates and I make sure to hit this club on…

The time of day can have a lot of effect on a strip club's rating. I was very disappointed in the Acropolis, because during the time that I was there, I could…

Went in on a recent Saturday in the late afternoon. This club can have very hot dancers, but also often has a few that are well past their prime, and I…

Went there on a Friday night, very fun and laidback place. This is the first strip club I went to since moving to Oregon from California and I was a bit surprised.…

Haven't been here in awhile and was pleasantly surprised. It was an early Saturday morning. This place was happening that early. Girls were cute, and everybody knows about the…

The Acropolis is a mixed bag, with just about everything that's good and bad about Portland Strip Clubs in one place. For everything there is to like, there's something to dislike with…

There are a lot of hot girls here, especially on a Friday or Saturday night. It's well-known in Portland and is a great place for out-of-towners. It's not too fancy…

This has always been a reasonable place to hang out, have a few beers (good selection) and watch the girls and maybe grab a bite to eat, although the place can get…

The Acropolis is a must-see stripclub. While I'd like to start off with how hot the dancers are, instead I'm going to have to skip immediately to the food. $3 barbecue…

Came back here last Thursday after an absence of about 4 years. Glad to see that the more things change, the more tings stay the same. The girls are still…

This club definitely has more of a working-man, biker, or fringe-element feel to it than the places I’ve seen before. Still they had pretty much anything you could desire. The gals were…

I had been to this place a few years back and liked it. From the outside, it passes itself off as a restaurant. You walk in at the right time…

First time that I have been here for lunch. No cover was collected. Two stages open. Dancers provided their own music. Wait staff not overly friendly. Same food menu as in…

Had a great time at the Acropolis tonight. From outside, there is no indication (apart from the garish lighting) that it is a strip club. It advertises itself as a grill restaurant...…

Spent the week down in Oregon. On the way through Portland was able to re-find this place just in time for dinner. There is now 4 stages (last visit was…

Good sized club, but not that many dancers. Same girls rotated on multiple stages. Was there over an hour and seemed like we were seeing the same girls over and…

I've been to the A-Crop both during the day and at night, though more often to eat during the day. Why go to a strip club to eat? Because the food is…

I live a half-mile from the Acropolis so it's difficult to resist dropping in. The day was warm (in the 80s) and I was feeling down so I headed over to the…

Easily one of the best clubs in Portland. The dancers are of top quality, be sure to check out Aine (she has a page at pdxblackbook.com.) Girls are mostly of…

Here on two different Monday nights. What a difference. Same 4 dancers both times: The enhanced one, The tatooed one, the barbi one and the school girl one. First time the place…

I stopped by the Acropolis about 8:30 AM on a Thursday to try their $5 steak and eggs with naked girls on the side. Sounds good in theory, but..... After going in, past…

Went in on a Wednesday night not expecting much to be going on. Pleasantly surprised by the quality of the girls on stage. All were friendly and willing to chat it up.…

Stopped in Saturday around 3. The building is a bizarre white and blue striped mess that looks like it should be condemned, but at least it's easy to spot coming down…

This is a great place to have a beer after work. While the building looks like its about to fall down this place more than make up for it with cheap…

Acropolis is like most of the Portland clubs in the afternoon. They have 3-5 girls working all rotating between to the main stage. As most Portland clubs the girls can…

This continues to be one of the better places in Portland, actually all of Oregon. A great place to go with some buddies, have one of their many, many beers or drink…

I went to this club a couple of weeks ago on a Friday night, and it was hoppin! I love the stage set ups (especially the long one with the neon lights),…

This place gets a -0- for decor and a six for dancers, for an average of three. The building looks like a hunting lodge on the inside, basically plywood painted black.…

Here on a Sunday night. Busy but not packed. Two stages in use with 4 dancers in rotation. Dancers playing their own music. This is still the place to have good, cheap…

All things considered, this is a decent place as far as Portland standards are concerned. Like many have said before, the mileage isn't all that stellar, but the dancing here is…

This is one of the best clubs in portland and it is crowded most of the time. They have large variety of dancers, 3 of the four stages are always open.…

Stopped in on a recent Saturday afternoon. Usually you can count on the 'Crop for at least a few good looking girls even in the afternoon, but that really wasn't true…

Went there and saw Aine, this tattooed dancer...one of the hottest there. This place seems to get better with time, as each time I go the girls are hotter.

On first sight, you may wonder how this club could rate and 8 from anyone. The exterior is painted in Greek-inspired blue and white stripes (the club's owner is of Greek ancestory,…

Here on a Thursday night and the place is pretty busy. Three stages in use all evening. Female DJ (ok music; but her amplified voice is painfully loud). I prefer earlier in…

This place looks more like a neighborhood biker 'hang out after work' bar than a cabaret type strip club. It is amazing that when you go in and only see four…

I live in San Diego, but every time i visit Portland, i MUST visit the Acropolis. It is a cramped club, but the quality of the women are outstanding and there…

Interesting little place. It was kind of like a cafe with a bar and a couple of dance stages. Kind of "rund down" looking. I went there just after…

Went to the Crop on a recent Friday evening at about 7 pm. Mixed crowd, fairly blue collar, with a few girls in the audience (pretty common). The Acropolis is pretty…

Here early on a Sunday night. The front parking lot was fairly full. Once inside I was surprised to see that few people were sitting at the stage. Most folks were sitting…

This club looks like a hole from the outside and is not the best looking on the inside HOWEVER, they have awesome steaks and tons of other good food, decent drinks... from…

This is an interesting setting after going to clubs elsewhere in the US. It's more like a neighborhood bar with naked women (the club is nude) coupled with a good resteraunt. The…

A group of friends (ladies & gents) went for a tour, included Acropolis as one of the last stops. The place was heavily inundated with SE Asians (this is not a…

First time at this club. There are more "stages" here than most clubs I've been to. (at least 4 relatively large stages). The stages are basically rails that surround…

The steak here is excellent and reasonably priced. There is this heavily tattooed brunette who got a lot of my cash (like taking candy from a baby)..do not remember her name. I…

This is agreat little club for looking. Not high class by any means, kind of a blue collar club with great food. Although they have new cooks who haven't yet…

Every time I come to Portland this place is on my list of things to do. Between the food and the great show this place rocks. Spent about a four-hour…

Acropolis was one of the first strip clubs I visited in Portland. It isn't the classiest of places, but they do have a few things some of the other clubs don't.…

I stopped in here early on a Saturday evening, around 6pm. The place filled up and I didn't leave until about 9. It's hard to find a girl who will do a private…

This is the best place in Portland area in my opinion. I've been there at 11:00 AM on a Friday and they have had all stages going with plenty of customers. They have…

I wanted to stop into a club at lunchtime and went to Dolphin 1, which is my favorite in Portland. It's usually light on customers during the day but consistently has…

The "crop" has had a few ups and downs as far as talent goes, but my last visit on a Saturday afternoon suggests that it's doing pretty well for itself these days.…

Well, I think you have to be careful when rating Oregon strip clubs. You will not get private dances that have any contact unless you go to a few of the juice…

Still a great place to grab a brew, have an inexpensive steak dinner and watch some nice looking naked babes. This place always draws an interesting crowd. Tonight we have couples, college…

Still the best club in Portland. Last Saturday afternoon, six girls were working (two stages) ranging from 6-9. My experience is that the Acrop gets mostly top-tier girls (college age,…

The Acropolis is a fun, laid back place. I was recently there and saw lots of couples enjoying themselves and their food (which is cheap and good). The dancers were…

Had to spend some time in Portland and had a free afternoon. So decided to return to the Acropolis. This time I tried the food which was quite good!…

Hottest girls....and decent mileage for portland....Lets face it, its not ricks but no where else even comes close around here. It is a jewel of a portland club. The waitresses are evil…

The mothership of Portland strip clubs. 50 beers on tap, 4 stages, the Acropolis sells more steaks than any restaurant in town. While the help can sometimes be surly, and the lighting…

Just a quick note on the decline of western civilization. This club used to be the best in Portland, where you could always count on alot of top notch girls. Over the…