Stopped in Saturday around 3. ...

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, MN

Came in on a Sunday night, and it was pretty dead. 10 customers, 3 dancers, and $18 admission. Do the math - not a real good time. The diet coke was very…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, WA

Decided to stop in around 11 last night, having always been curious. My expectations of the club were pretty low, but upon walking in I was amazed. It easily has the nicest interior…

Exotica

Portland, OR

Came in Sat night shortly before 8. The interior of the club is very nice with comfortable seating, and a spacious, nicely decorated private dance area beyond the bathrooms. The dancers were numerous,…

Hit up Acropolis on a Monday afternoon because apparently it’s a Portland rite of passage to try their steaks. No cover. Outside looks like a dirty circus tent. Inside wasn’t better in the slightest. It…

Finally back in search of great stripclub food after the less that savory experience in Vegas, I decided to stop by Acropolis. Going in, the only thing ive heard about this was steak and titties.…

Acrop A coworker’s last day so a group decided what better way to send someone off then hit up acropolis. This is actually become sort of a tradition. It hasn’t mattered if it’s…

Arrival to the place was pretty standard. Dirty, dingy, dive bar vibes. Smelled a little musty with worn down rails and furniture. There is a separate dancing area for people getting a "private" dance, really…