The mothership of Portland strip clubs....

Stars Cabaret

Salem, OR

In town for business, stopped by for a beer after a long drive. About 10 dancers during early evening shift, several pretty girls but nothing special. One chick kept rubbing against me, near grope, a…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, OR

Located a short drive from downtown, Sassy's is a surprising find located in the heart of PDX's Eastside craft brewing district, which is reflected in the quality draft beer list. While it doesn't possess the…

Mary's Club

Portland, OR

The Grandmother of PDX strip clubs, located right downtown on Broadway. The dancer quality isn't much, not sure any of these girls could get a job at the top flight clubs around town. This places…

Hit up Acropolis on a Monday afternoon because apparently it’s a Portland rite of passage to try their steaks. No cover. Outside looks like a dirty circus tent. Inside wasn’t better in the slightest. It…

Finally back in search of great stripclub food after the less that savory experience in Vegas, I decided to stop by Acropolis. Going in, the only thing ive heard about this was steak and titties.…

Acrop A coworker’s last day so a group decided what better way to send someone off then hit up acropolis. This is actually become sort of a tradition. It hasn’t mattered if it’s…

Arrival to the place was pretty standard. Dirty, dingy, dive bar vibes. Smelled a little musty with worn down rails and furniture. There is a separate dancing area for people getting a "private" dance, really…