The Acropolis is a mixed bag,...

The Acropolis is a mixed bag, with just about everything that's good and bad about Portland Strip Clubs in one place. For everything there is to like, there's something to dislike with equal intensity.

Many of the dancers are quite good looking, but most of them should have quit 5 years ago. If you want to see what boob jobs, piercings, and over the top tattoos look like when they've started to migrate, look no further. Attitudes generally correspond with the age of the metal, ink, or titbags.

The food is cheap, but the kitchen usually just barely passes health inspections. The men's bathroom usually doesn't have hot running water, so enjoy your food and beer knowing that your cooks, servers, and fellow customers haven't washed afterwards. On some days there is hot water, but that usually seems to correspond with the nights that there's an inch of urine on the floor.