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Maximus Club

Austin, TX

Went to the Landing Strip for a relaxing evening at the end of a long business trip. It was great for that purpose. Not overly pushy or hyped. Girls were mostly decent with one that…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, AZ

I want to start this review by stating that this is a fine club. Fine, nothing great nothing terrible. What I don't understand is how it is ranked higher (on the TUSCL Top…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, AZ

Went to Curves last month on a business trip and had a good time. Got a dance from a girl with several tatoos (not generally my thing) but she was fun to talk to,…

Hit up Acropolis on a Monday afternoon because apparently it’s a Portland rite of passage to try their steaks. No cover. Outside looks like a dirty circus tent. Inside wasn’t better in the slightest. It…

Finally back in search of great stripclub food after the less that savory experience in Vegas, I decided to stop by Acropolis. Going in, the only thing ive heard about this was steak and titties.…

Acrop A coworker’s last day so a group decided what better way to send someone off then hit up acropolis. This is actually become sort of a tradition. It hasn’t mattered if it’s…

Arrival to the place was pretty standard. Dirty, dingy, dive bar vibes. Smelled a little musty with worn down rails and furniture. There is a separate dancing area for people getting a "private" dance, really…