The Body Club

Well I travel alot and have to rely on club reviews here at TUSCL to plan the fun part of my trips. Following the posts on this place I decided to check…

So, this in particular is a late review and took place last month( before christmas), I was out to drop my friend in Miami, and then decided to visit the club in…

I'm on vacation from Canada & staying in Orlando & prefer black women & after reading reviews of some the clubs in Tampa & Jacksonville, they didn't appeal to me-I want an…

I have not been to this spot in about two years, so I decided to visit an old favorite where I knocked down a fair share of nice ones in that private…

On a Friday afternoon I hit a couple of Miami clubs. After spending some time at Tootsies, I drove over to Body Club. Having read Papi_Chulo's detailed reviews, I felt this club…

I arrived at the Body Club around 8:30 on Sunday evening. Paid the $10 entrance fee and got patted down. The place was kind of dark and I walked to…

I was on business trip to Fl and decided to check out cheetahs in pompano beach. I am into thick n natural women of color and was really disappointed there and drove…

Stopped by after work to give this club a look around. The club is 2 bar fights from run down. It was 2pm and 3 to 4 girls on duty. Drinks and…

I stopped by pretty early on a Tuesday afternoon, maybe around 1 or so. The location is fairly easy to find and in a nondescript area, parking is a bit odd…

After reading the reviews I was curious about this place. Entered after midnight to a moderately full room. Sat down at the bar, ordered a beer and relaxed for a while. For…

I visited Body Club on Thursday afternoon and I'm happy I did. There were about 5 customers there at about 3pm and 6 or so dancers. Obviously, that's a good ratio. Something…

The Body Club has been operating in Miami for a lifetime - formerly known as Secrets. This week I read Big Papi's short novel about his trip to the Body Shop…

Just visited this place for the first time. I arrived around 11pm and had to pay $20 cover on a Tuesday night, which to me is a bit steep for this…

I have reviewed this club many times so I won't get into the details of the club; for club details refer to my August 28, 2013 Body Club review. As a quick…

This review will actually cover three visits as I have been slow to write this one and several others. First visit was a few months back. As an out of towner, I…

I just got back to Miami after moving away 6 years ago. I decided to visit this club that I remembered was called Club Secrets. I had a few good times with…

Since Pink Pony went away (prior to its return), this has been my primary club choice due to the value for the money. It is a bit of a hole in…

This is the 3rd strip club I've ever been to. The previous one was Climaxxx. So to start off, the location is kinda crummy. There was no real parking lot, there were…

This was my second trip here. The first time was better with more girls and more patrons. I think it was because I went later in the day. This time I didn't…

So I'm in Orlando for a couple days & decided to go for my 2nd ever visit to the Body Club hoping it was as good as the first. I arrived at…

I hadn't visited the BC for a few weeks and decided to give it a try again yesterday. I arrived around 1pm which is the earliest I would ever arrive here, and…

This is sorta my little go-to club and I review it often – my last 5 reviews of Body Club (BC) have been of dayshift visits and it had been a while…

This is sorta my little go-to club thus why I review it often. I won't get into the details of the club; for club details refer to my August 28, 2013…

In Miami with a 1/2 day on my hands, so decided to take Papi Chulo's advice and hit some of the black clubs. I am a 60 year old white guy that…

I'm new to this whole review a stripclub thing, but I'm not new to The Body Club(formerly Club Secrets). I have not been to this club since June of last year in…

I have reviewed this club b/f on various occasions thus I won't get into the details of the club; for club details refer to my August 28, 2013 Body Club review. As…

I had plans in South Florida with a bit of free time scheduled so I trusted the master (PC) and hit the body club. Other reviews are spot on about the physical…

Visited Body Club (BC) on Sunday afternoon 12/20/15 from 4:30 – 7:30 pm and later in the eve from 11:30 pm – 1:30 a.m. No cover in the afternoons b/f 8…

I am from out of town. I was in town on business and staying at a hotel on South beach. Wanted to try a club that wasn't too far of…

My first time to a Florida club. Very dark, but that's alright. Girl comes up to me and asks what I'm looking for. I told her VIP room. She took $25 to…

Arrived at The Body Club around 10:30 pm on a Tuesday . The parking lot was almost full , but a car left and the attendant found me a spot , and…

I arrived here Thursday afternoon and was already pretty drunk. I sat at the bar and ordered a beer. There was a skinny ebony on the dance floor in the middle of…

After reading all the amazing reviews, I decided to give this a try. Even though the parking lot looked busy, imo, inside there was plenty of room. Cover was $5, though it…

I visited and reviewed Body Club (BC) the previous Tuesday – this review is for a Sunday late-afternoon visit on 9/20/15 around 6:30 pm – always free parking @ BC and no…

Visited the Body Club on Sunday in the early afternoon. Free parking and no cover during the day when I arrived. See previous reviews for physical layout comments.…

Visited The Body Club 2x this week – late Tuesday afternoon 9/15/14 around 5:30 pm and Wednesday eve 9/16/15 around 11:15 pm. I have reviewed this club on several occasions and will not…

I stopped in here on Friday, August 28 as I had some business nearby to attend to . I finished up it was about 3 PM and not wanting to fight…

Got in this club early on a Friday. The interior is a bit dated and run down but I wasn't there to look at the building appearance. Came in on a budget…

I must say I like this club... It may not be the biggest, it may not be the prettiest and the girls are not all 10's, but it's a nice vibe. Being…

I visited the Body Club last week on Tuesday and had a great time. This place can be up and down, but this time was definitely UP. I had 3 different dancers…

I have reviewed this club on several occasions and will not describe the club layout details - for club details refer to my August 28, 2013 Body Club review. As a quick…

I found a few open afternoon hours on a recent trip to Miami and headed to The Body Shop based on TUSCL input. The club is easy to find,…

So I was in Miami for a week and decided to hit up a SC. After the reviews from fellow TUSCL members I decided to give this place a try. I first…

I have reviewed this club on several occasions and will not describe the club layout details - for club details refer to my August 28, 2013 Body Club review. As a quick…

I have reviewed this club on several occasions and will not describe the club layout details - for club details refer to my August 28, 2013 Body Club review. As a quick…

Visited Body Club on Tuesday afternoon 5/19/14 from 5:30 pm – 6:30 pm – always free cover b/f 8:00 pm and always free parking; $4 bottled water. I have reviewed this club on…

It has been a while since I have made it to the Body shop (formerly Secrets) so decided it might be a good time to stop by = thursday night going into…

OMG as Papi_Chulo complains about the DJ talking all during the songs I wanted to shot this DJ. He just wouldn't STFU. I couldn't take him anymore and left after my one…

Visited The Body Club 3x last week – Monday 3/30/15 dayshift; and Thursday 4/2/15 day and night shifts – free parking; no cover on dayshift b/f 8:00 pm; Th eve cover $15;…

Didn't have a lot of time because I was headed to a meeting in a couple hours clear across town. I was initially going to try Tootsies and this place based…

As my work travels at times lead my to South Florida, I always love visiting the clubs or even going to a new one that I read on here. This night after…

Stopped by early on a Thursday afternoon. There's an unpaved parking lot next to the club. No cover. Standard pat-down by the bouncer. Inside, there's a pool table to the…

With Angel's closed down for a while now, I think the best bang for the buck in Miami is here at the Body Club. All of the dancers were black, and…

I have reviewed this club on several occasions and will not describe the club layout details - for club details refer to my August 28, 2013 The Body Club (BC) review. As…

Decided to try out BC tonight. Wow, was it a bad idea. I got there around 1:15 and couldn't find a parking space. Made one by parking in front of the big…

I went here on the advice of Papi C. I told him I was looking a place that is nasty. All I can say to him is THANK YOU. I got…

I have reviewed The Body Club (BC) on several occasions and will thus not describe the club details – for club details refer to my August 28, 2013 BC review. As…

###################################### --------- NOTE: --------- Secrets has recently changed names to “The Body Club” (they have a new sign w/ the new name on the side of the building near the entrance). The club is still…

Secrets is no more, it has been renamed The Body Club. Apparently the name change happened recently. The club has also been refreshed in that the bathroom walls have been retiled and…

I was in Miami for the weekend and this was one of the few clubs I ended up visiting during the stay. I wasn't sure which clubs were worth checking out so I…

I prefer the hole in the wall clubs and Secrets has been my go-to spot for about 6 years now. My most recent venture there back in July was arguably my best.…

I’ve reviewed this club several times and will not describe the club details - for club details refer to my August 28, 2013 Secrets review. My last couple of visits to Secrets had…

I visited and reviewed this club last week (Thursday eve 8/7/14). In that review I commented the vibe was not what I was used to @ Secrets. I visited again a week…

Visited Secrets on Thursday eve 8/7/14 around 10:30 pm – free parking; $15 cover; $4 bottled water. I have reviewed this club on several occasions and will thus not describe club…

I have reviewed Secrets on various occasions. This will be a summary of two visits I had on Sunday and Monday over Memorial Day weekend (5/25/14; 5/26/14) – I will not…

I will break up this review into 4 sections so you can skip a section which does not interest you: I) Intro II) Club Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: ------------- I visited Secrets on Sat night around…

Visited Secrets on a Sunday afternoon 3/16/14 ~3:30 p.m. – no cover – free parking – had a $4 bottle of water. I have reviewed Secrets on several occasions and will not describe…

This club has been reviewed many times so I will not waste too much time with physical layout - other than to say - it is a small club - one main…

This is my second time going on consecutive Saturday afternoons. Pretty much the same experience both times. Last time I got all my dances while sitting at the one bar in the place. The…

It's been years since I've been here. Shortly after they opened I followed a former Tootsies & Scarletts stripper there named Fantasia. She's one of my ATF's. She has a tigers face…

Arrived @ Secrets on Wednesday eve 1/8/14 ~10:00 p.m. - $10 cover – no fee for parking (parked on the grassy lot) – had a $6 Heineken. I have reviewed Secrets on several…

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon. There was plenty of parking right beside the club. It was surprisingly bright inside with a pool table and a small bar. I went to the…

Got to Secrets around 11:30 p.m. on this Saturday night. Parking was a bit of a challenge since only the space right next to the club belongs to the club – the big…

I was on a 2-day (Monday/Tuesday) SC binge. I had visited Coco’s a bit earlier in the afternoon and then decided to hit Secrets to catch the latter end of the…

i went to the club and i was only white person inside. but that is not a big deal to me i like black girls but the crowd and dancers and bar…

Made a trip down to Secrets - great little gritty club - perfect place for hood girls and a few hot ones sprinkled in. This club has been renovating ever since…

Visited Secrets on a late Thursday eve around 11:00 p.m. I parked for free right next to the building – lately there has been a dude that charges for parking if you park…

This is a composite review of two visits two Secrets - one on Sunday after midnight (8/25/13) and the other on Tuesday (8/27/13) around 8:00 p.m. My previous “visit” to Secrets had been…

Great place to go to on afternoons when business is pretty slow. PLace is rather small and unassuming. Girls are usually friendly. Some are very pretty and sexy, others…

I’ve reviewed Secrets previously and being the chocolate lovin white guy that I am; I’ve had some good/fun visits @ Secrets over the last couple of years. This particular review will be a…

This is one if my favorite strip clubs in Miami, because I'm not from the area so I visit a lot if clubs and this one is my main spots. The club…

This is a review of my visit on Sat. 05/04/13. I arrived at the club around midnight. The cover on this Sat. night visit was $20 (too pricey for this type of…

Was in this club on a weeknight. I arrived while the day shift dancers were still on duty. Not bad at all. Then there was a bit of a lull, nothing happening…

This review is from a couple of visits taken in early March while I was down in Miami for a business trip. Parking was free in a lot outside the club with…

Perfect place to get your freak on, everything goes, I w. Just driving by and I dedecided to go inside to see what's going,it was a saturday after midnight the cover was…

I was intregued to find $5 lap dances on some of the tuscl reviews. I expected that to be an air dance but, I had time to kill. Had…

I reviewed Secrets back in September of 2012 and described the physical club characteristics in that review. This review is just an update of my last visit which was on a…

Its been a while since I have made it to Secrets. This club is right off Biscayne Boulevard and has been a hole in the wall strip club for years.…

The location of the club is fairly easy being off of a main road, Biscayne Boulevard also known as US1. Directly behind it is a small community of trailer parks, go figure.…

Secrets is a small all black club. It has one stage in the middle of the club; a few small tables; and one bar with barstool sitting on 3 sides; and…

As a Miami native and local strip club connoisseur I frequented this spot quite a few times with a mind set of taking Secrets for what it is. A under…

I'm just starting to come to Miami more frequently on business. I usually stay at the Hilton Hotel, Biscayne Bay, and have taken US-1 up Biscayne Blvd to Aventura. I have seen…

I was driving south down US 1 when I saw a building advertising full nudity and full liquor. I had just passed by a Lambo dealer a mile or two down, so…

Ok so this was my first time going to this club and I was kind of scared because there was a lot of fishy stuff going on in the front!!! As I…

i went to this place after work with a buddy. Wanted to see if it had improved.We got in for free because the bouncer is an old friend of ours. Wow.…

I went to secrets on 10-3-2010 i must say it was very small smelly and unpleasant. dancers all were garbage floors were falling in on some parts of the club, dancer with…

Visited this club on a Thursday night. Place was semi-empty. Few dancers and not much clientele. The girls are average and below. Some nice ebony girls (club is all ebony, at least…

I just visited Club Secrets and boy was it a trip. First off this club would be classified as a black club. Next the dancers range from average to decent, so you…

Was in Florida working, spent some time in South Beach partying, 4 A.M. rolled around and we got and since we had to leave at 7, might as well go to the…

Stopped by on on Friday afternoon around 5:00. No cover charge to get in. All the stripers were black and for most part slender with an average of B cup's, but there…