Body Club Still good with some drawbacks

The Body Club has been operating in Miami for a lifetime - formerly known as Secrets. This week I read Big Papi's short novel about his trip to the Body Shop - got me fired up for a trip to the club. I had business in Miami - ended up at the club just after 8PM. i was bracing for a heavy cover charge - I feel at times the club overcharges for cover on weekdays - has a sort of a moving cover charge - if they think they can get away with $20 they will charge it and on other nights have just charged $10. I was pleased to see the girl at the door was very nice - charged only $10 and told me about the drink specials they had going on $2 mini shots of name brand liquors. Good start to the trip. Dancer quality when I arrived was a little on the low range - mostly 5's to 6"s. I got multiple dances from three different dancers - most were dancers that have been there for a while. All were positive and gave good grind - none of them tried to hustle - all aimed to please. I enjoyed the visit for the most part but there are some things that are consistently negative about this club in my opinion:

1) Much of the clientele just sit around and drink and only a few tip or take dances.

2) The DJ never and I mean never stops talking - a guaranteed headache. Cut songs and hard to distinguish when a song as ended due to all the unnecessary verbage from the DJ.

3) The club is hot - I mean temperature hot - I see the units on and trying to keep up with the traffic demand but since their renovations - never been right - consistently borderline warm in there - that is a big turn off for me.

4) Because the customers do not tip as much on average - you have a bunch of people taking up the seats around the bar - nowhere to sit for a good grinding dance. Forces you to find a spot somewhere in the club and adapt.