Made a trip down to Secrets...
Made a trip down to Secrets - great little gritty club - perfect place for hood girls and a few hot ones sprinkled in. This club has been renovating ever since I can remember. I have to say this is the best it has ever been with the upgrades. On this late afternoon - there seemed to be at least 20 plus girls working. 99% were big bodied women with huge buts - most fake. The club was fairly dead which was surprising to me initially - with so many girls on shift usually you can hold a decent crowd. I wasn't there long before I realized why it was so slow. The club literally had zero vibe. The DJ was beyond weak - spent most of his time talking about BS. There were girls going on two stages at all times. I was there for 25 minutes and did not see one dancer strip down to naked. Their dances were so bland - all had a look on their face like they did not want to be there. True most of the guys were not tipping. But really when you do not even attempt to engage the audience - can you really expect a tip? What a shame - where was management? No one stepping up and saying lets do the job. Be professional with your dances - okay their just strippers but that is where management is supposed to set the tone. After a while I saw a Manager walk through - he was flirting with the girl on the front stage while she was dancing and dancing with her literally. Hilarious - - completely clueless - he looked to be about 21. Wow - why make such an investment in your club and not get someone with at least a little business acumen. After being bored to near death - I left with a ton of money in my pocket. Can't recommend this club now - hopefully the owners see the light soon...
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