I was driving south down US...

I was driving south down US 1 when I saw a building advertising full nudity and full liquor. I had just passed by a Lambo dealer a mile or two down, so how bad could this place be? First thing I noticed was a gravel parking lot and a trailer park behind the club. Then at the door, I was patted down for weapons. I should have turned around at that point. Cover was $10, steep for such a dump. You walk through a curtain and are in a room with a small bar and the small stage. The stage is at floor level with a pole. It is surrounded by a two-foot tall frame that the dancers need to climb over to get to the pole. Beers were cheap, only $3. Selection of beers and hard liquors was very limited. All music was ghetto rap and loud. There are additional rooms partitioned by curtains. One has a pool table. Another room was the champagne room. The floor was sticky. Be sure you don’t walk off without your shoes.

If you like black girls, this may be your place because it is 100% ebony. Lap dances out in the open cost $5 and offer a lot of mileage. Lap dances in private cost $10. However, I did not see any girls to my liking; all dancers were below a 4 on my scale. Some had too much meat on them. Some looked like they were fresh off the boat from Haiti. I am sure extras and OTC could be arranged here. Just be careful, as I noticed the local Wal-Mart had a mobile clinic in the parking lot offering free AIDS testing. Because I was foolish and did not check out TUSCL before entering, I ended up taking one for the team. Upon further research, I found news articles of two separate shootings at Secrets back in September. Oops, I forgot to wear my bullet proof vest. I will not return here.