The Body Club
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11340 Biscayne Blvd Miami, FL 33181

Papi's Place

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0ddJob69
Jul 18, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

This review will actually cover three visits as I have been slow to write this one and several others.

First visit was a few months back. As an out of towner, I won't say the place is hard to find, but I will say it is really easy to miss as I drove by it a couple times before I caught the sign finally. Parking lot is small and well chronicled as well is the layout. See any review by Papi for details. I did not have to go to the small lot next door, so I felt good about that. Based on a review by Papi from the same date, I had just missed him on this visit and a couple other places the same week. Sucks as it would have been cool to hang with the legend. Based on reviews by people other than Papi, I had gone in with low expectations. I had visited Climaxx after a favorable review by Papi in 2015 and wasn't disappointed, so based on Papi's reviews and dollar value ratings, I wanted to give this a shot hoping for a similar result. Papi, first round is on me for sure if we ever meet up. This is my new favorite place.

It started on my walk in. Smoking hot, fully dressed hot babe in a car smoking stopped me on the way in and complimented me on my attire, which reflected my favorite movie series. My thought walking in was damn, why couldn't that girl work here. Then I thought, probably a good thing as I would be broke. Got the pat down and entered and sat at bar on DJ side. First thing I noticed was the DJ comments were spot on. This dude never shut up. Never ever ever EVER. Because of this, it does make tracking song count even for the customer difficult. If you are there and this dude is working ( you'll know), take the advice of others and ask the dancers to tell you before each song starts. Was there almost 30 minutes before I got approached for a dance despite tipping every lady while on stage. First dancer did three with a little stick shifting. Second girl stopped, who I really found attractive and I agreed to dances. She was on her phone the whole time texting, never looked at me, and was just resting on my lap more than dancing. Too bad for her, cut her loose. Next girl came by and she wasn't the most attractive one on staff, but she wasn't hurting my eyes either. High value dances at the bar, very playful. Then a thin attractive girl stopped and she was awesome. She got 8 and a nice tip. Then the best a worst thing happened to me. That super hot 10 from outside did work here. Would I like a dance? I am not sure what I mumbled seeing her topless, but she understood it to be a yes. She offered a private session, but I was having a awesome time on the floor. 20 some dances later and a nice tip, I was officially broke. Couldn't wait for my next visit.

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