Its been a while since I...

Its been a while since I have made it to Secrets. This club is right off Biscayne Boulevard and has been a hole in the wall strip club for years. The area is a little rough and you definitely need to be aware of your surroundings when approaching or leaving the club. Cover was free during the day and no charge for parking a bonus. As you walk in the club the dance floor is just to your left and the bar is directly to the back. The club was remodeled a couple of years ago - decent nothing spectacular. Recently a local club (Angels) closed and Secrets has been flush with dancers. This trip was on a Sunday afternoon. I was really surprised about the quality of the dancers. The day crew is MUCH better than the night shift. I saw at least four girls at the 8 level or above. This club mostly features black dancers. They definitely have there share of thick girls but also some really nicely proportioned girls.

Now the beauty of this club is that they still feature $5 lap dances! I mean real friction lap dances completely nude - $5!! Girls on stage leave nothing to the imagination as well. On this day, I took dances from two beautiful girls. Both dances were high mileage. I paid ten dollars for each dance - (the $5 fee for what you got just seemed criminal). The dances for $5 are amazing - imagine how good they are for $10. One of the girls offered me the VIP room which according to her was $25 for the room and ten dollars per dance. Extras readily available and negotiable with each dancer.

The down side to this club is there tends to be always at least a dozen guys just sitting around, not tipping or taking dances (and most without drinks) - just gawking at the girls while they dance on stage and give dances to other customers. Annoying for customers that really do tip and Security and management seem to be oblivious to this.

Overall, a great time with dancers and a hell of a bargain for the price. I will go back and will make sure it is a day time shift!! For the price you can't beat this place...