I went here on the advice...

I went here on the advice of Papi C. I told him I was looking a place that is nasty. All I can say to him is THANK YOU. I got there around 2:00pm. I know it was early but I was heading to Cocoa Beach after. This a small location compared to Club Lex but in my books Club Lex has nothing over Secrets/The Office.

There is ample parking on both sides of the building. I am sure it gets pretty crowed at nights. There is a quick body check before entering the building. When I entered the building it was just how I would want nasty to be. The place was nice and dark that I almost tripped.

Once you enter the club there I have to call it 3 mini stages. Two are on the floor and one is centrally located behind the bar. When I got there no dancing had started, so I went to the bathroom.

Buds are $3. /the bartender took her sweet time to serve me but I was admiring the scenery.

Note this is a black club. With that said, once I got out of the bathroom and went to the bar, a nice tall 5’ 11’ approach me and started to rub up on me. Mileage was not great but I let her do her thing. Whenever I attempted to go near her forbidden area she nicely moves it up. Basically all I could do with her was touch breast. The one big turn off with her was that her underarm stung. Every time she came close I smelt the bad order. Don’t know why because no dancing had started as yet so it was not like she was sweaty.