I prefer the hole in the...

I prefer the hole in the wall clubs and Secrets has been my go-to spot for about 6 years now. My most recent venture there back in July was arguably my best. It is easily the best bang for your buck of all the Miami titty bars, and while on any given night the talent will average out to be a 6 1/2 - 7, every now and again you do find those hidden gem 8's. Drinks are a bit pricey, but they are top heavy with liquor, so it wont take you long to get lubed up! I've never found seating to be a problem in Secrets, and i've gone on some pretty packed evenings! Lastly, I don think i've ever had a "bad" lap dance at secrets -, knock on wood ! OVerall, it's my kind of club!