Body Club 1st visit

On a Friday afternoon I hit a couple of Miami clubs. After spending some time at Tootsies, I drove over to Body Club. Having read Papi_Chulo's detailed reviews, I felt this club was a must visit. I was somewhat apprehensive about going here on two counts: 1. It's an all black club and I am so white I glow in the dark. and 2. While I like shapely dancers, Nikki Minaj type monster asses leave me cold. I felt a whole lot safer about #1 when I realized it is on a major road and about 4 or 5 blocks from a Whole Foods Store. I figure if it's within walking distance from a herd of yuppie vegans, how rough can it be. I was pleasantly surprised that concern #2 was unnecessary as well because there was a nice variety of body types.

I arrived shortly after 3 PM. A wall of a black guy patted me down. Got say I prefer the clubs where this is done by a dancer. No charge for parking and no cover charge. The club layout on entering was a small floor stage in the middle of the room that was not in use, beyond that was a three sided bar that had a nude dancer in the center of it dancing, very dark along the side walls with small booth/table areas some of which had patrons I couldn't see that had dancers on top of them that I could barely see, in the far right corner was a small room with draped curtains that was not in use. From entering to the left is a brightly lit pool table room also not in use. My initial impression was that there was a lot of wasted space and not a lot of places to get dances.

I went to sit at the bar to let my eyes adjust. I ordered a $4 bottle of Zephyrhills water. Initially I thought the bartender was white, but she was just very light skinned with platinum blonde hair. The girl dancing behind the bar seemed fairly buzzed, but was fairly cute and had a very nice body by my standards. Firm Cs and a nice round ass, but not a BBW. The DJ kept yelling swallow, swallow every time she tried to take a drink while dancing and came close to being the victim of her spit take.