Didn't have a lot of time...

Didn't have a lot of time because I was headed to a meeting in a couple hours clear across town. I was initially going to try Tootsies and this place based on teh value rating but it turned out I had to choose only one club this afternoon. A couple guys loitering outside assured me this was the Body Club even though the sign says Secrets. An old sign they said. OK, I enter, no cover that I remember, maybe cause it is about 2:00 PM. There is however a lot going on already. Half a dozen dancers hanging around the bar, one doing a bar stool dance for a guy who acts disinterested. I get a beer (maybe $4 for a Corona) and try to scope out things. One stage dance inside teh bar is hard to tip because of the proximity issue. All the dancers I see in the first ten minutes are 5 or below in my book, small boobs very little ass. No fat ones but they all look too young, too skinny or too used up. Not a great start but then if the mileage reports are true this is all too often the case.

Anyway, I persist and am soon rewarded when an acceptable, no, even attractive one comes out of some back room. The only dancer I've seen so far with bigger than a A cup and shes cute too. Unfortunately I find out later both nipples are pierced but you can't have everything. I immediately go to her and even though the music is too loud to talk I convince her to join me. Getting the low down from her, I always say "I've been there before but it was a while ago, and is everything still the same?" This way I don't get the newbie hustle or the suspicion that a rookie has to work through but I still get all the facts confirmed. She says in the afternoon dances on the bar stools are $5 and because it's early we can use the booth by the bar for the same price. After her hands are up my loose shorts for a couple songs and my hands are all over her (she stays topless only but is still reach in the cookie jar, no defenses given) it's all over. I pay her $10 a song, she tells me she needs to go to the bar to get change since I'm the first of the day. I say no worries, keep it, and here's another $5 and she at least acts very surprised.

What a great thirty minute visit, all that's left is to get to a gas station, change and get to my meeting. I will definitely try and repeat on my next trip to Miami. At least in the afternoon this is a great find of a club if you are OK with chocolate bunnies and don't mind the dive like atmosphere.