As a Miami native and local...

As a Miami native and local strip club connoisseur I frequented this spot quite a few times with a mind set of taking Secrets for what it is. A under the radar spot where women of an 8 + rating are usually far in between and where certain unearthly things may happen. The club is quite small with a laughable stage compared to larger urban strip clubs like King of Diamonds or even Coco's which is targeted toward the same demographic. No valet should be considered and most of their best women don't scroll in till after 9pm. The drinks are cheap, usually 5 bucks during happy hour and 10 -12 during most regular nights. Day shift is usually never opened on time and there have even been times I've showed up at 2pm and had to wait almost a hour till the first girl showed up. The club is as clean as one may expect a hole in the wall strip to be, and the atmosphere is always of a shadiness aural. Their dead nights are usually Monday threw Thursday where they may usually extend the happy hour specials and charge $5 for entry depending on the number of women available inside. Sunday night is actually their busiest night with $5 scarface drinks all night.

The women as I mention above aren't usually the best looking. You usually have to wait quite a while for the prettiest girls the club has to over. Someone mention in another post about the attitudes of the women here. I can for sure say many of them have pretty bad attitudes depending on if it's a slow day/night. Usually their pretty girls are customer booked from guy to guy as they are usually in the few. On many occasions there are only a few "actual" customers to begin with. Honestly I don't know why many of these women even bother as I rarely see guys dance many of the bottom tiers. There will be women who will propose you for extras. The majority of the women on any given night are black with one of no pigmentation as rare as the 8+'s.

All in all, If you want a laid back atmosphere with a feeling of a little grit or shade I suggest Secrets. If you're with friends you're trying to impress, stay away.