Bottoms Up

My early March visit might not have rated mention but for pandemic and the absence of anything mentionable in months. Bottom’s Up has become my go-to place. If it lacks sparkle, it affords…

Was in NY for business and on a suggestion from NJBaller, i checked out BU. I was crazy busy with work, so wanted to relax a bit. I drove to spot, read…

Stopped by yesterday around 3pm and it was surprisingly pretty busy. There were about 10 girls working ranging in age and size. If you’ve been here before you know none of them…

Have not been to this place in a very long time, however nothing has changed. Same setup as everyone mentioned prior. Unfortunately I do not know the dancers names, but an older…

The good thing about this place is that the prices haven't changed for as long as I can remember. $6 beer ($5 during happy hour from 5-7) and $7 for wine…

A couple of weeks ago I was out from 5:30 pm until 1 am in Irvington and Orange. I spent time at Vic's, Bottoms Up, Paradizio, Ember's, back to Paradizio, and then…

After NJballa's review I thought I'd give the place a try since its not that far from me. Thursday 9:30 pm. I was looking for a quick, cheap in-and-out experience…

So weather was nice this week and I decided to hit up good ole Bottom's Up. I have Pumma Santiago's cell so I gave her a call to see if she was…

It was late afternoon early evening and i stopped by hoping it would be better than the last time when it was just 3 women over 50. I’ve tried bottoms up a…

Getting back into the swing of things after a long hiatus. I stopped by this place earlier this week. Was originally planning to head to clancys, but the traffic on the parkway…

I had read many reviews of this place as was expecting very little as I decided to make my first visit. I made a decision after getting pissed at my…

i went here a couple of weeks ago on a friday vics was just closing and i thought my next stop is bottom up arrived parked by the road side parking…

BU is a small dive bar in the middle of the main drag in Irvington. It rests on a corner and there is a parking lot behind so that makes every aspect…

It was my first time going , and needless to say, I highly doubt I'll repeat. Basic details - One nice surprise is that I has it's own parking lot though I've…

It is proof that if you live long enough, you eventually see everything :). First thing I noticed when I stopped into BU for what I thought was going…

I’ve made several visits to both Bottom’s Up and Vic’s over the past month or two, hoping to find a favorite club – or favorite girl. Vic’s has younger, prettier girls (at least…

So I came here around 7pm, not knowing what to expect. I was hitting up a few bars to see what I could find and this was on my way home. I…

First time poster but long time lurker. Came here on a Thursday afternoon. Location seems safe enough during the day time. Don’t know if I’d want to be in Irvington at night.…

Had to pick up a friend at the airport and had got to the area a little early. Decided to stop in to see what the daytime here was like since I…

Even though I swore never to go back to this “dirty” place, something in me keeps nudging me to try the evening line up again, since I had a memorable time with…

I got in on Thursday night. The area isn't great but at least there's parking. But really, let's cut to the chase. There were three dancers and 5 customers. One homely looking…

There are times in this hobby when we wonder how low can we go. Follow some hoe into the kitchen of Bottom’s Up, and you’ll see. You’ll see. What you’ll see is rank,…

It was Saturday night, I had the itch and wanted to go somewhere different. I decided to take a ride down the Garden State Parkway and give Bottoms Up a shot. Walked…

Fresh off my first blowjob in front of a crowd (see my review of Berlin News Agency), I decided it was time to go headfirst into Bottom’s Up. Irvington is no paradise. But…

And I broke a 10+ year vow: Not to go to the kitchen.... I caved.... ( literally ) I am weak... Went in just after 5 pm on a Monday planning…

So I have to apologize for my last review with this club. First of all my original plan was to go to Vic’s cuz I’ve never been there before but when I…

Stopped into Bottoms Up around 9pm on a Saturday, and it was busier than I thought it would be. Seems like this place has a good amount of regulars that know all…

I came in for a visit today way earlier than usual. This was just after my OTC date was postponed due to some unexpected circumstances on her end, and the reasons were…

For some reason I return to BUps. Lol I think it’s because for the Latinas and the ease in which I can smack something in there. Though I hadn’t been there in…

I was in the NYC area again watching a wrestling show-Impact Wrestling-this past Thursday & Friday, and since Vic's was long closed I arrived here at about 11:30 pm. No cover, no…

I decided to add this written off joint to my list of places to hit today and did I regret it yet again, I don’t even know why I bothered to…

i have actually reviewed this place once in the past but the place got better... brief recap of place, its a smaller dumpier place than most but its ok... small square bar…

It was a regular Saturday and I had some running around to do so I decided to start my day off with a trip to Bottoms Up. The bar hasn't changed in…

By now we all know the layout so I’ll skip that. Haven’t been to this place in a very long time but was lored back by the talk of “new talent” so…

I just happened to be in the hood, and totally against my resolve to never attend this place again, I decided to go with the least expectation imaginable, especially with all the…

So my second time in Irvington, I decided to check out multiple places just to get a sense. Thursday may not have been the best day to do so, though a few…

Ive been to this bar a phew times now and in the past it has been nothing but disappointment ! This time however i was shocked. I got personal with one of…

Stopped by in the afternoon to check this place out. It was very dark, and there were four women there. One only sat at the bar. There were a…

Despite NJBalla's recent admonition to stay away – "I don't see any reason why people would come here. It's literally for people who dont know about TUSCL" – I just had to…

This was my last stop on my bar hopping night. I came in, and there wasn’t much to be desired considering I just left Clancy’s. The old Brazilian with the long curly…

So every 3 months or so I stupidly decide to go against my better judgement and try out a club I havent visited in years. Well this month marked such an occasion.…

After a disappointment at cabaret go go headed to bottoms up. By the time I reached there it was 9.30 with only one customer and 4 dancers. 3 of them are Brazilians…

I loved the old Paradizios - plenty of inexpensive barside action with no crowd and a laid back feel. Everything from just sipping a beer and chatting, to lap dances, handies…

I used to go to Bottoms Up regularly a good 10-15 years ago... when the Ruskies were there , so being in the area , I thought I'd drop by and see…

Decided to pop into BU on my way home to see who was working. Haven't been there in a couple months. Arrived around 7ish so I couldn't tell if I had the…

So I came here about 2 months ago and I had fun with a Colombian chick named Yubi, she gave me her phone and met her outside the club once. I came…

Went to Bottoms Up on a recent Friday afternoon, around about 2-3pm. The gravel parking lot behind the club had some cars in it, so I knew that the club was open.…

With previous reviews talking about latinas with big booties I had to see for myself. Boy did I waste my time! Went in around 9:30 and saw nothing but the walking…

Stopped by Bottoms Up last night. I was there to see the shift change and the night crew check in. Out of the 6, 4 of the night crew…

I will not waste much time describing this place because it has not changed much in many years from the shit hole it was and still is, but guess what though, it…

Hit up Bottoms Up on a Monday night. Its in the sketchy area of Irvington. Parking is located either on the street, which is residential and commercial; or behind the building in…

So. Stoooed in here. You know....it’s nearby.... whatever. :). Immediately met by the Grandma Marie? She remembered me from a past visit and my enjoyment of a…

The first time I visited this place I left because I was bored honestly. Gave Bottoms Up another shot today and I was more prepared and less bored. ;) So, I walked…

I finally made up my mind and decided to visit this place after reading some reviews. It was around 2 PM and parked in the back of the place, felt pretty safe.…

So...with Vics eliminating the bar-side fun, it seems the other neighborhood joint has gotten the message and is changing things up a bit. I stop by Bottoms Up a few…

Came back for a visit on back to back nights. Monday and a Tuesday. Basically the same both nights. Mostly latinas, half older 50+, half in their 30’s. One gigantic booty white…

I have been going to this joint for over 10 years and lately it’s been hit or miss but I have my regulars and do call ahead which assures I’ll get taken…

It’s Saturday and wanted to go to Vics but I read on here they close early at 8 and it was already 7:30 so I decided to check this place…

Been going here on and off for over 10 years now and it’s still pretty much the same. Older dancers...no more Russians (some of them were legendary)...and the kitchen. Stopped by early in…

This club can be a complete hit or miss. Most of the dancers are 40+ and some of them have no business taking their clothes off. But on the right night there…

Ok...I must admit that this club can turn away a lot of people on any given night. Most of the times there will be older dancers there with a scarcity of young…

Went on a hot Saturday afternoon around 6. After reading some reviews I decided to try it out. It’s a small place with a round bar and a pole in the middle.…

The girls here are usually old and busted, but I've noticed a few better looking girls every now and then. The neighborhood is rough, lots of beggers inside and outside the…

These people just still don't get it !!they have the girls come around the inside of the bar (sometime 4-5 at a time ) relentlessly for tips.. then when they come around…

I've been hitting the paterson bars a lot so I've decided to change scenery and visit bottoms up. WTF... I'll start from outside to inside. One positive about this place is that…

We usually come in during the afternoons on non work days. The girls during that time are meh. For the second time we came back after 7 (the shift change) . The…

Every time I've gone to Bottoms over many years I see the exact same girls every time. The daytime girls have mostly been the same for at least 3-4 years. The nighttime…

I took a break from frequenting these places but after a while decided to hit something closer to home. Went during the day since Irvington seems to be sketchy at night. No…

I'm writing because after passing by Vic's because it looked like there was a scrap going on, I stopped by the Bottoms Up. It never changes EXCEPT a previous poster is correct…

I'll start by saying this place is def a bang 4 ur buck kind of scene. Not a high end gentlemen's club with mixologists and vip. But 4 what it is I…

This has to be one of the dirtiest kitchens in all of New Jersey but hell I had a damn good time with my Latin mama from the Dominican Republic. I headed…

I went to bottoms up for first time on wed at around 1230pm. The club is on a really busy street during the day. Its not like vics which is little secluded.…

Bottoms up is another one of the hit or miss strip clubs. I went on a Friday night at about 12:30 after I left a regular bar. I've been here before and…

So after a disappointing time at Vic’s I decided to go down the road here about five minutes driving here. Normally I’m more into black women, but I don’t mind the…

This is a gogo bar located in the busy section of Irvington. Not the worst place to be at but still watch your back. There is free parking in the back of…

The club itself is very close to GSP and after the exit - with couple of traffic lights, you are right there. Area itself is bit troubled as long as you are…

ok.. out of all the clubs ive been to in irvington this is my favorite ..no cover.. the girls are friendly ,// mix of girls, spanish, black, white, eastern european ... there…