Don’t go on Sunday nights, it’s hellish!

I have been going to this joint for over 10 years and lately it’s been hit or miss but I have my regulars and do call ahead which assures I’ll get taken care of. But one thing no one will ever get used to is the relentless dollar parade! No other joint I have been to can top this place, I mean same hag will come to you four or five times in less than an 30 minutes of your visit!

Well, though you have regulars, you sometimes want to try a new talent, and I have not tried the Sunday lately, so I went this last Sunday.

I arrived at about 600pm and was shocked to see that practically all the dancers appear to be be at least 70 years old!! They look like a bunch of great grannies, and I mean old! I could not even muster up courage to look at their chests without feeling like you are at some Nursing home, and you have walked in on a poor old lady, and she is in bikinis!! Anyway I decided after few minutes of being harassed by these ol ladies to get the heck out of there when I spotted this nice looking younger dancer come out of the “kitchen” and I was so delighted! She is very busty, and natural too. I quickly proceeded to talk to her when she said, that was her first weekend and that she speaks very little English, even though she seemed like she can speak fairly fluently. The only thing is she awkwardly pauses for a bit in between phrases. Her name is Mary.

Well, without wasting time we got the “kitchen” and I gave 20$ thinking I will only get a hj, but to my utmost pleasant surprise, she pulled out a cover and gave me a very good billy joel. I left quite satisfied and with some change left.

I might try her again at some other time but sticking with my regulars for now. They are much better!