Sorry, I Just Had To

Despite NJBalla's recent admonition to stay away – "I don't see any reason why people would come here. It's literally for people who dont know about TUSCL" – I just had to see this place. I've been reading about it since I joined TUSCL in 2014 and I'm never in the area, so I decided to see it for myself.

I arrived on a Friday at 2:45. A bit of free parking is available behind the building; if it's full you can park on the street (some spaces are metered and some are not). There was no cover and bottled water was $5.00 at the bar.

The following statement is not a work of fiction and is absolutely true: Literally within 60 seconds of walking in and perching on a bar stool, the woman sitting next to me reached over, unzipped my pants, took Little EastCoaster all the way out, and massaged him to full attention. I hadn't even been there a minute! Normally this would have pleased me greatly, but the woman was, um, not my type (she probably outweighed me by quite a bit). She tried hard to persuade me, up and down, to go in the back for a $20 dance with my choice of HJ or BJ, but hell, I just got there and was interested in seeing what the field looked like. Well, there were 5 "girls" working, all Latina, and only one looked remotely interesting to me, but she was tied up.