Bottoms Up

I heard a lot about Bottoms up. After visiting Vic's a few times we wanted to see what was down the road. The club sits on a busy street. There's a lot…

I go to Bottoms Up on a fairly regular basis but hadn't been there in the daytime for probably at least a year or more. At this club there is very little…

Been there three times in the past 3 months and each time I was able to find a diamond in the rough to have a good time with. I'm thinking because I…

honestly, most of the time it's hit or miss. some days are absolutely stunning women, other days you are suprised these women stlll do this. regardless, standard time is spent at the…

Me and my buddy were bored one night and we heard about Bottoms Up so we decided to give it a shot. We got there around 8:30 pm or so and the…

I stopped here because the girls at Vics were fighting in the dressing room. Parking is pretty easy and the location is on a busy street so I felt pretty safe. The…

Since this place and liked the name.. thats what made me wanna try it. Since I like some nice booty was hoping there would be dancers with bubble butts to entrrtain me…

O haven't gone to this place in a while. And finally returned back to check it out and. And not much has changed. Recent reviews are accurate, the place is a lil…

Firstly, most of the dancers are above the prime age of a dancer. They have a small stage and a pool table. Most of the dancers don't remove any clothes and they…

Stopped in here on a Saturday night after not going for some time. Got street parking on the side street, but the parking lot was available as well. Inside still looks the…

I still come to bottoms up when I need some company early in the afternoon. If you sit at the bar you the tip parade can get annoying especially when they interrupt…

This place is right off a main street in Irvington. They have parking out back which is scary to leave your car there. Dangerous area at night, not so bad…

Overall I'd give this place a 7. I had gone to BU once before just to check out the talent and the atmosphere. The set up is pretty standard with a u-bar…

First visit in a long time. Somewhat frighteningly, years later, a couple of the worst dancers from years ago, are still dancing. Women who should not be making their living…

At first I thought this club was a waste but after two hours of non stop stage tipping and gawking I left extremely happy! Bottoms up is not your average strip club…

There was a 2 decent looking girls. The rest seemed lazy. Maybe the 2 decent ones were new. That's an upgrade from previous visits but for this kind of neighborhood, the…

So I went to bottoms up and it was my time and it was interesting. Mostly Brazilian or Latina not very packed but there was a dollar parade going on. The dancers…

This place is in interior Irvington, NJ and kinda in little shady place. The town itself is bit crime ridden but nothing major. You feel pretty safe in the bar and no…

I agreed to give a friend a ride to somewhere on Springfield avenue so I figured if I'm gonna pass by might as well grab a beer and check out the talent…

Bottoms up is on the main strip of Springfield Ave. There is parking behind the club. It's located in Irvington. Although Irvington isnt the greatest place to be, the location of this club…

Have been to this place on a weekend. Not too many people and the dancers are all latinos on the thick side and dollar parade is ok. On this occasion I had…

I had been here before and it wasn't noteworthy. But after reading some recent reviews decided to give it another try. Glad I did. Arrived with three dancers busy…

Bottoms Up is the place to meet Brazilian or other Ladies of Latin America. The girls range from tremendously overweight chicas to the occasional diamond in the ruff. While it's…

Have been to this place during last Friday. Basically there is no stripping and the dancer dances on the stage and after the dance she collects dollars from each patron. The girls…

The club itself located in a safe area despite the fact you need to pray before entering a town like Irvington. Just go and doing your thing and you should be good.…

Well, as you can see it's been several months since my last review and I want to post an update. I've been visiting Bottoms Up more frequently as the quality of dancers…

Always liked this place. Pretty much a dump but to me that's part of its allure. Sometimes I like a change-up from the pricey high-end places. Its a laid back atmosphere with…

Visited bottoms up around 9pm on friday after attending a business meeting close by. It's in the ghetto, but on a big main street so I didn't feel unsafe. Parking was no…

Went to Bottoms up after a long day at work, a co worker and I thought let's grab a drink and watch a few girls before heading home. To be completely honest…

I agree with another poster that Bottoms Up is usually the last spot I'm hitting if I decide to do some day drinking. This instance I was not here for too long…

This club is like one of those clubs you go to and hope you see one hot Latina (they're mostly Brazilian by the way) you can get a lap dance from. On…

This is the absolute last "I need to get off for cheap" spot. All Latina, which normally would be a good thing but if you don't speak Spanish they'll flat out…

Popped into BU for the first time in a while last Saturday around 8pm. Only four dancers in the place. One petite/young one with a not so nice face was sitting with…

Decided to make a return visit here to see if it's on the up and up. Unfortunately it is not any better than the previous time I came. Not enough girls and…

Was on my way to Newark airport and had couple of hours to kill. Ended up driving to bottoms up. This club on a busy street, therefore appears safe. I was there…

Bottoms Up is more like a Newark Ironbond bar than what you would expect in Irvington. Girls were both Brazilian and Latin. Neighborhood is more than safe at least in…

I frequent Bottoms Up about once a month. Most of the dancers (all Brazilian) are so-so looking but they are friendly and fun to chat with. There are a couple of hot…

Visited with friend the other night. While Irvington is rough, I don't mind parking in front or on side of club. No cover, 6$ beers. Place was pretty packed, mainly Hispanics. 4…

I live close to Bottom's Up and am always looking for as much value for my hard earned dollar. The establishment took a hit as far as quality of dancers. The club…

It's been a while since the last, but this last one was like no other. Out of about 5-6 girls working 3 were absolutely beautiful with amazing asses. I never…

Was getting little laid back on Fri night and thought of driving to South jersey, but I did not have a lot of time. So decided to check out again the North…

Not a bad place. There's usually at least one attractive person working. There are quite a few older women who probably should move on to a different career. But…

Tried this club out again only because I had the itch. Same crackhead outside asking for money and decided to give her a buck this time. Walked in and was not surprised…

I went to this club a while back but I have seen some more positive reviews, so I decided to go check it out and see how things are. I went by…

The club is in Irvington, which is a crappy, dangerous city. Fortunately, the club is on a main street with a lot of activity and vehicular traffic. The neighborhood is at an…

Went on a Monday night at 8:30 -- early by club standards. The place has a 3 sided rectangle that surrounds the rectangular dancer area. Got my bottle of water…

This place is very hit or miss. Have been here before and spent time with a pretty hot, young Brazilian who was eager to please both at the bar and in the…

Been to bottoms up about 5-10 times over the past year. Last time may be my last. Out of 3-4 girls dancing 3 were completely horrible. Old worn out ladies that had…

One of the good things about this club is the parking. You wont have trouble finding one. The club is located in downtown. Its an old fashion club. The dancers are nice…

Went there on a Saturday afternoon. They have there own parking which is good because the area is not so desireable. Have never been here before but have frequented Vic's down the…

I went to this location Monday afternoon. The area is horrible and parking is in the rear of the building on a nasty dirt road. The entrance is in the front on…

Bottoms up hasnt changed much since the last time i been there. Same old dancer that are pushing 60 and same old dingy dirty layout. Yet for some odd reason i keep…

drank 2 beers and watch a soccer game that was on. a brazil girl around mid 40's ask if i wanted a bj. couldn't take beer into back room. pretty good covered…

BU is still pretty much the same. Same bar layout, same bartender, same old man keeping time and running the lap dance room. Parking can be found on springfield ave, or in…

It's been quite a few years since my only previous visit to this place; the only change seems to be that they replaced the folding garden chair in the kitchen/LD room with…

Open at night but Irvington at night not for everyone. Even daytime you have to be smart. Lots if characters around no doubt. There is a parking lot which is good since…

This is my second visit to this location and things still have not improved. It's based near the intersection of Springfield and Stuyvesant Aves. in Irvington which is not a safe city…

Bottoms Up is your standard NJ Latina bikini bar. The bar itself is a throwback to the olden days, with its wood panelling on the walls and general decor that hasn't…

Have to agree with last reviewer of the lazy girls just hanging and lying down on the stage. But they had too many girls on shift at 3pm, maybe 10 to 12,…

Girls here are lazy and ready to take your money for barely shaking their ass. The quality varies depending on the day and time. The better ones have stop coming…

I went to Bottom's Up mid day yesterday. There was a total of 5 dancers working. Four Brazillians and one older Dominican with a huge ass and a very nice…

I had read the other reviews of this place, and so when I came through Irvington earlier this month I thought I would try the evening shift. My bad,…

Haven't been here in a while so I decided to check it out for old times sake. Even though it's in Irvington, it's on the main drag so you should feel safe.…

I was in the Irvington area yesterday and decided to make my first visit to Bottoms up around 6PM. There were about 3 patrons and about 4 girls standing on the stage…

Had to review again, someone actually came up to me at vics (I'm not Spanish or black)! I wish vic's had these girls. I like the aggressive girls of vics,…

The bartender is a older woman who asked for a tip wiggling her tongue at me. As soon as I get a corona a bigger dancer sits down and started rubbing my…

The girls won't come up to me! I'm not spanish, so even when it's dead they just stay together and talk amongst themselves. One of the hotter ones seems like she's afraid…

Visited here based on the other reviews I read thinking the women would atleast be passable but I was sadly mistaken. About 6-10 dancers when I went on a Friday night and…

Had to review again. Girls range from 2-3's to 6-7's. Problem is the girls that know me jump on me so I can not get to know some of the others that…

Went to bottoms up twice. The first time was last October during a conference I had in Florham Park. It wasn't bad, except for the dancers seemed really dis-interested in…

I came to Bottoms Up again because VICs was closed. I had been here once before but had not tried any LDs at the time due to time restraints. There is a…

Old school bar. Hit and Miss with sometimes friendly Brazilian crew. No lap dances before 7pm. All you could get is a hand job and maybe a number if they like…

I have gone to this club a few times. The women are mainly spanish but there's a lot of variety. Big butts, small butts, light skinned, fair skinned, dark skinned, old, young,…

Went to this club during the week on a Thursday in the afternoon. The club is in a rough area. There is a parking lot for you to park…

Have been to the club 2 times in the last two weeks during the day time. You can park on the street or in back parking lot, area seems ok in the…

This club is officially the brazilian milf and gilf (grandma id like to frig) club of irvington...i swear i have seen a couple of old farts shaking what their mama gave them...but…

over mission accomplished by a 2 girl hj.. 30 for both.. lots of sucking on breasts and ass cupping.. no back room the afternoon I went.. one Colombian girl with nice ass…

This place is old school. Used to be mostly Russian back in the day but now its mostly brazillian. Its hit or miss with quality of the girls. Some nights you will…

First and for most this club is located in the hood of Irvington NJ. There is street parking by the entrance of the club, and also complimentary parking in the back-end. I…

Went here after work. I milled around waiting to see if there was anything worth getting a dance from. I left after about an hour. I used to come here when I…

This was my first visit to an Irvington club a night -- no problems. Parked in the lot behind the club and was accosted by two women sitting in the car next…

I’ve been going to the Bottoms Up for years, back in the 80s and 90s it was mostly Russian girls, now it’s almost all Brazilian. Nicky is the daytime bartender, her sister…

This is just a quick update to my fellow hobbyists. I stopped by Bottoms Up on Tuesday night during the first game of the NBA finals. 6 dancers. One old…

Was there on a Thursday night for the first time while driving on the area. The club is located in a safe street corner along the busy commercial Springfield Avenue. It has…

Visited this club last Friday and Saturday. Both times were in the mid afternoon. Both times there were about 8 dancers working. All of the dancers were Brazilian and…

Visited this club for the first time on a Thursday afternoon ~ 1. The area does not look bad and there is parking in the back with a video monitor so you…

The neighborhood is not terrible. They have the parking lot on security cameras so you can see your car if you sit close to the monitors. Most dancers are Brazilians…

The key to Bottomn's Up is that the rules change after 7:00 pm and on weekends. Before 7:00 it's a shitty hole in the wall in a semi bad neighborhood with…

Went to this club for the first time on a Wednesday night. The area does not look bad but I would be careful. It does have a parking area along the side…

Bottoms Up is one of the notorious bars located in Irvington. The inside consists of a square bar around which the patrons sit with the dancers mostly standing on the dance…

I was a frequent visitor to this club when I was in my 20s. That was 10 years ago. I've moved away since then. Not much has changed about the physical…

Been going here off and on for the past 2 years. True the chicks vary in quality and I like to add a little lazy to work for that dollar. Overall, you…

Been going here off and on for the past 2 years. True the chicks vary in quality and I like to add a little lazy to work for that dollar. Overall, you…

This is probably my favorite or 2nd fav NJ SC. First understand it is hit or miss. It ranges from old & fugly to drop dead gorgeous 20yo Brazillians. It is much…

I parked my car on the street in front of the place and was approached by a 'homeless' woman. I spoke with her for a few moments and gave her a dollar…

Had some free time on Monday afternoon and decided to check out this SC. I had heard good things (i.e getting what you really want) about it so I figured why not.…

This is a small club. Drinks cost 3 to 5 dollars and there is no cover. The night shift of this club is really worth it. The club gets high ratings only…

The reviewers who bitch about this club don't understand what a gem a good high mileage club is to find. My last thursday night visit had a 3 sisters working and all…

This club is located in a safe area of Irvington a block away from Springfield and Stuyvesant Avenues. Off street and on street parking is available. There is no cover…

Gotta agree with the previous reviewerws comments. All south American dancers - not the best that continent has to offer by a long shot. No cover, $5 beers. Probably 8…