Serves A Purpose

First time poster but long time lurker. Came here on a Thursday afternoon. Location seems safe enough during the day time. Don’t know if I’d want to be in Irvington at night. 6-7 girls working and majority of them were past their prime. Sat down at the U shaped bar and ordered a beer. I don’t remember how much the beer was but it wasn’t anything crazy. Bartender was attentive and friendly. However even before I got my drink or my change from the bartender the dancers started lining up like bees to honey. They could sense the singles that were about to be handed back to me and wanted in on some of that action. I noticed some of the girls barely go on stage but instead just walk around looking for a dollar. I handed over several singles just to buy some time and clear the blockade. I had a few overweight older girls approach me. They were direct and to the point about services. None of them peaked my interest so I just went about my business.

There were two girls dancing on stage who were the nicest looking of the bunch.... and that’s because they were probably 10 years younger than the rest. One was very skinny and the other was a little thicker. Older dude sitting next to me grabbed the skinny one and started negotiating the VIP. By VIP I mean this crusty dingy looking kitchen. I caught the attention of the other girl and went straight for the VIP. Settled on $20 for the house and $50 for her. In the shady kitchen there is a chair that faces away from the door. Theres also a black light which highlights all the nastiness and grunge but I imagine they consider it to set the mood. I took a seat and she pulled out junior. Cover went on and she started the deed. After a minute she hopped on and we went for a ride till the finish. she pulled out baby wipes to clean up and a hug and kiss to end the show as the door bell kept going off cuz we were over time. i left the VIP and headed straight for the door. I visited the bathroom on a previous occasion and I wasn’t going to make the same mistake again. The smell almost knocked me off my feet.

This place serves a very specific purpose. It gets the job done if you know what you’re going for. You may find a gem every now and then but you should set your expectations and know that the quality of girls is very hit or miss. With that said I walked out satisfied on this occasion with having spent less than $100.