WTF..

I've been hitting the paterson bars a lot so I've decided to change scenery and visit bottoms up. WTF... I'll start from outside to inside. One positive about this place is that it has it's own parking lot. That's an A+ especially trying to park in Irvington. We'll that's all the positive that will come out from my experience lol. I get inside and I see 5 girls and 1 customer. I sat down and in the corner of my eye I can see the other customer getting a hand job at the bar lol. That was a first for me. Anyways 3 girls dancing, WTF..... It was like UGLY, UGLIER and UGLIEST. One was fat and ugly, 2nd she had to be in her 60s and the other had a decent body but when she came closer to get a tip, Fugly. I wanted to leave right away but the bartender ask what I wanted so I got a beer. Bartender was probably best looking in there and she was a 5 lol. So I wanted to finish my beer quickly but the 5th girl snuck behind me and went straight to the one eyed monster. She sat down next to me and said she will take care of me for $40 +$20 house fee. She was ugly too but by then the one eyed monster has woken up, getting choked to death. So I said what the neck let me cross this out of my list. Since this is my 1st time I waited to stand up until she called me to go back. I was expecting a booth but no it was a damn kitchen. WTF....i sat down and she went down town bbj. She was about to get on top but I said bbj is just fine with me. 5mins later I was walking out the back door. I will probably never come back again but if you guys tell me there's a girl worth going back for pls let me know. Thanks.