Decent trip, would probably visit again.

Stopped into Bottoms Up around 9pm on a Saturday, and it was busier than I thought it would be. Seems like this place has a good amount of regulars that know all the girls. There's parking on the street and also a small dirt lot behind the club. I found a spot in the small lot, which ended up being perfect for a smooth, quick exit.

The appearance of Bottoms Up could definitely use some work. The inside of the building definitely looks dated and more importantly, the bar stools are ready to give up and collapse. I ordered a rum and coke and the bartender gave me a full cup of Bacardi with a splash of soda for $7 or $8. Guys who are trying to get a nice buzz probably love this, but I'm not really a drinker, I just like to sip my drink and check out the ladies.

On the stage there was a younger Latina with a HUGE ass, but it was 90% cellulite and a little too huge for my taste. One of the older ladies came up to me and started rubbing my shoulders hard, promising she could help me relax. I said no thank you, since I'm in my 20s and she had to be at least 55. I'll never understand how these abuelas make any money as a dancers. So at this point I'm feeling like this is starting to become a waste of time. Until I spot this sexy, light skinned latina walking around in a black one piece. She doesn't speak much english (I think she was a very light skinned Brazilian) and I don't speak much Spanish but I wasn't gonna let that stop me from talking to the only good looking girl there. I would rate her a 7/10 face with a natural 7.5/10 body. I told her that she was lookin good and asked if she wanted to go private. She said yes and gestured me to follow her to what I assumed would be a little VIP lounge....