Meh... Went too early

It was a regular Saturday and I had some running around to do so I decided to start my day off with a trip to Bottoms Up. The bar hasn't changed in a while, same U shaped bar and somewhat dingy ambiance. But I wasn't here to hang out for long so none of that mattered. Only issue is I was there just after noon when they opened and there were only 2 girls ready...

One was a fairly new regular. Thick, a little heavy, definitely past 40. The other was one of those girl that you look at and can't tell why they're even there. Has to be a hard 50+ with the body of a 60+. I was disappointed to say the least. And the old, I mean older, one is on the dollar train for sure. If you ignore her for long enough she'll leave you alone. But you'll have to do it more than once.

As I sat with my beer some more girls started to trickle in. Some were better than others, but nothing impressive. And the ones that were okay all sat at the bar eating on their phones. After my second beer I decided to take one of the average girls in the kitchen, which still has the buffet. Kitchen prices are high if you're gonna be any more than a couple mins, but I knew that going in so I bit the bullet, had some fun, and was on my way