HustleMo

This is pretty much how old movies portray sleepy Times Square strip clubs. It’s a few blocks from Times Square and right on a major street so everyone can watch you walk in. Entry was around $20 and definitely not worth it. Bar as soon as you walk in. Actual dance area is a time stage surrounded by sofas. Only like 3 dancers none of them super hot and not much variety. $20 for a dance where all they do is tell you you can’t touch and demand you take them to a private room for around $250 starting. Absolute ridiculous waste of time, even if you have time to kill. Felt disgusted. Practically threw the dancer off me as she said she was doing a second dance and walked out feeling like I spent $40 total for nothing. Would’ve had more fun just enjoying the lights on Broadway.

Bizarre setup for those who have never been. Stage with seats in the middle but all dances are in barred off “VIP” sections you have to pay to enter (no dances otherwise). All dances are STANDING and tops on. First you need to pay an extra $10 "VIP" to get to the wall areas where you can get a dance. The dances are $20 and weak. Some try to claim dances are $25 or more. That’s on top of the exorbitant entry fee which seems to fluctuate between $20-$40 as the night goes on. There’s complaints if you have a strong boner. They’re used to drunk guys coming in after a failed night of clubbing and trying to nurse their sore egos or show off ie flacid. Women are really hot mostly black and Latina so not a total loss but wish it was less a party club.

Went there on a Wednesday evening around 8PM and it was dead empfy! Totally unacceptable! The burgundy seats were comfortable, the stage looked classy, but all that means nothing because not a single girl came out for the WHOLE HOUR I was there! I was forced to pay entry and wasted money on a stupid soda while I sat there and stare at literally an empty stage. I complained and they said sorry everyone's in VIP room right now they'll be back. 20 minutes later, I see an Asian girl come out, then go right back to wherever she was and apparently she was doing two VIPs back to back. Still no one! After around 45 minutes I ask for a refund for entry then demand to see the manager when he says there's no one. BS. Manager says the same crap about policy then says just wait. I'd been therr an hour! Absolutely ridiculous how they didn't even offer a refund for the luxury of sitting there in an empty room for an hour!