Rendevous with Pumma Santiago

Getting back into the swing of things after a long hiatus. I stopped by this place earlier this week. Was originally planning to head to clancys, but the traffic on the parkway was ridiculous so decided to pop into some irvington spots. My reasoning was that since it was such a long time that Ive clubbed regularly it wouldn't make me angry if the experience was bad. My plan was to visit bottoms up first spend $10 and then head to Vics spend $10 and then visit Clancys. Little did I know id just spend the afternoon here and drive home with a smile on my face.

For those with a good memory you will remember my scathing review "Never Again" of this place back in March. Lets just say Im glad I didnt take my own advice. When I visited the place back in spring I came across 5 dancers who were all pretty fugly. This week's experience was totally different. There were 12 dancers, 3 were fugly grandmothers who should have retired a 20 years ago, 3 were older latina MILFs who were pretty hot 10 years ago and didnt save enough to retire. The remaining six were in thier 20s and 30s. 3 of them weren't hot and 3 were 7s. The bartender was also hot as well. Not runway hot, but a 32 year old brazilian milf who although dresses modestly cant hide her curves under the yoga pants. I found myself staring at her more than the other dancers at time.

Well back to the afternoon. Its funny because my years of experience all came into play. Walk in and grabbed a drink to survey the scene. Immediately 2 of the older women come over to me to start up a conversation. I play it cool avoiding eye contact and telling them to come back after I have a chance to relax. In my early days I would held conversations with the older women to be nice. However, my experience has taught to quickly brush them off. They serve a purpose in every club and I learned it through the night. The older women and fuglies never went to the "kitchen" and made thier money by giving barside handshakes and coming by extra often for tips. The younger women easily make more money and avoid conflict with the more aggressive women who try to "claim" customers by sitting at the stool next to them. Brushing the fuglies away and staying focused on the girl you want always ensures you go home happy. After the older women went away, my gaze locked in on the group of 7s and one caught my eye for some reason. Later I learned it was because she looked exactly like instagram model Pumma Santiago who I follow. I wont share her name, as if you have some skill to use google and actually visit the club you will have a clear idea knowing who she is. She told me she dances on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday afternoons. Shame she doesnt work nights as I rarely get out of work before evening shift.