Trust the reviews, waste of time

So my second time in Irvington, I decided to check out multiple places just to get a sense. Thursday may not have been the best day to do so, though a few months ago I went to Paterson for the first time and that was a Thursday night and was amazing. After I struck out of 3 places in Irvington I did go to Paterson ( 10 places in total that night will add a few reviews ), though it seems the magic I experienced may only be found when the weather get nicer out.

With that said this was my first stop. I read the reviews, but part of me thought it couldn't be that bad, boy was I wrong, I should have had more trust in the reviews here it was a waste of time. Hearing there was Brazilian's I thought I could make use of the limited Portuguese I spoke. Unfortunately non of the girls that night were Brazilian all from the DR. There was 4 girls working and I was 1 of two guest. I was approached by an older tattoo'ed blondish lady, who actually did have a bit of a body. Though most likely enhanced, and may not have stayed in place if any clothing was to be removed. They were friendly though. I stayed for a water so I wouldn't make any bad decisions and just went on to the next place.