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I took a big shit at Hooters today. I am still shitting as I am typing this

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmLenrDF4me/ I'm not really a MILF guy but for 53 years old, damn. She is gonna give Shailynn Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

A man is facing charges after police say he assaulted a store clerk in downtown Austin before stealing a taco. On Sunday morning, police responded to a robbery call from the Royal Blue Grocery at 609 Congress Ave. The clerk told officers a…

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Are there bars and non strip club venues that offer dances from women in their bikinis etc.? I have a client who is opening a beach club and wanted to have a room/side club. Is that legal? Does that exist?…

I’ve seen strippers of just about every size, shape and color imaginable. I’ve seen porkers that made the pole vibrate uncontrollably. I’ve seen 10s. I’ve seen 5s. Lots of 5s. I’ve seen strippers who recently…

Here’s how it works. A cutie takes the stage. Blond, adorable B cups, good attitude. I break from talking to Juice and go tip her. I give her $3. Nothing out of the ordinary. I have…

Saw the flic this weekend, and it is fantastic, a must see. With all the crazy stunts he does, it's hard to believe that Tom Cruise is in his mid-fifties. He's in great shape, of course, but he…

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Q. What do cue balls and Mexican strippers have in common? A. The harder you hit them the more English you get out of them.

The three days I was in Greensboro NC I was fucking the room service lol You can't make this Shit up So day one I'm chilling in my room in the morning watching sports center.. then I get a knock at the…

November eight and ninth I'll be at Greensboro NC Treasure Club November tenth I'll be at Charlotte Gold Club Jan twenty-four I'll be in Miami at Tootsies Also around this time I'll be in Tampa at a club currently unknown... I'll figure it…

Your in a over crowded VIP room and your dancer is trying hard to get you off Weather its a LDK, blow job, hand job or full sex You still have an audience and your dick may be exposed On a scale with…

Just to have aggressive make up sex Love this Shit

How do I go about having sex? How does this work?

Sharing experiences stops you from judging others. When you share an opinion or advice, you're judging the other person. When you share an experience you’re telling a story, and providing an opportunity for them to learn from your experiences. They can…

I guess one of my favs is getting too comfortable because halfway through our LD session she tried to motorboat me, in front of 3 other dancers/customers. Im a pretty athletic guy so she wasnt able to accomplish the task,but…

Thx ..very tired

I have missed your posts. How is cousin buffet going? Everything good?

Anyone got a price list so I don’t go there and get jacked or jack up prices worse? PM me

Jan should always be Miami then July should always be Detroit Even if it’s never officially... this will be the clubbing schedule I’ll try and keep

in NJ we have a club called Vics where you can secretly get FS literally at the bar.Its been like this for decades, but Ive wondered is there any other club in America where this happens?

Yes this is a real thing...pm me if you want the down low...and yes it leads into extra's It's amazing... the feeling of my flesh against hers.. feeling her wetness on my cock and so on and so forth you got…

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