When you go get extras in VIP

Or does the stripper *

WARNING - The following accounts are considered to be forum trolls and may not be trustworthy:

Nicole1994 - definite not funny troll account

The brilliant VIP rooms have privacy, so problem solved!

And TrollWarnBot, I don't see your point. Most people have read Nicole1994's posts at this point and, regardless, some people definitely find Nicole1994 to be funny.

The troll bot is for people who lurk and may potentially get an account, who might be otherwise dissuaded from participating.

Plus it’s a computer alogrithm from founder’s genius mind. :p

Nicole is funny? Seriously? Funny? Never once.

TrollWarnBot may run on BASIC code and is slow as fuck to respond but I say it is 100% accurate. Founder is a genius for getting it coded.

I like the theory that TrollWarnBot is an algorithm rather than a weirdo that trolls by telling people that trolls are trolling.

That said, trolling by trolling trolls always ends up increasing the trolling. Best way to defeat people who are trolling is by disengaging.

Also, a lot of people on TUSCL mistake "regularly posting stuff I don't like" for trolling. I'm not going to disrespect anybody for saying "I don't like X" and then ignoring people who post X. But, unless X is being posted with the intent of stirring up trouble, something one person finds non-brilliant may be totally brilliant to another person.

The funniest people are those that troll themselves. There was a guy that really had an issue with my joke of trying to include "brilliant" or "ace" into every post. That's a joke that make me laugh but if you don't like it that's fine with me. But the part where the brilliant-hater got things wrong is that he put me on ignore but continued to read my posts. I know he continued to read my posts because he replied to me!

The point of that story is that the ignore feature doesn't help those who still read people they claim to have on ignore.

Reading posts by people that you have on ignore = trolling yourself!

Of course, people trolling themselves is funny as hell! All the laughs of trolling but no guilt! ;)

^ The art of trolling without trolling. Brilliant in a not brilliant way!

Fuck yeah the other men see! That’s why they all want me!!

Oh, and get that cabana with me Nicole and we will see how much we can get away with ;)

I usually like to get extras on stage and have everyone in the club watch. Its a win win. The viewers get tips on how to improve thier stamina and I usually end up pocketing $100 after paying the girl.

-->"Nicole is funny? Seriously? Funny? Never once."

Trollwarnbot, may I submit that at this point, the persona whose main contributions is to tell us how funny all the other trolls are, is also obviously a troll?

“To troll, or not to troll? That is the question - Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous posts, or to take replies against a sea of trolls, and, by exposing, end them?”

@Sirlap LOL!

@nicespice FYI that's a quote from HamBot. LMAO.

I tried to google Hambot. I saw nothing

HamBot was written in the DOS era of the internet. Back when trolling was done through a dial-up phone modem and forums were called message boards.

Ah sounds fun.

I do not miss dial up at all

LOL were you even old enough to use dial up?

Dial up, UUCP, USENET, BITNET -- I remember it all, sadly.

Whoops, forgot to put in a trigger warning for SJG...

My grandma enjoyed having dial up at her house until 2006.

I was very big into fan fiction at the time. I think the slow loading speeds were the main reason.

Yeah mee too @woodstock. When message boards were all truly live and the discussions weren't saved. Trolling had to be done instantaneously. Back when unix was a cool OS.

Why are we talking about technology relics?

I remember gaming on a dial up modem. Played Doom II and Duke Nukem. 28.8 kbps baby!

@MackTruck we talk about whatever in a Nicokeyes thread.

How's your shit truck running these days, brother? Any recent gummy bear hummers from toofless lot lizards?

@MackTruck, because it's we technology relics who are getting extras in VIP, of course...

Are you guys shitting me?

They only wish they could out shit you ;)

@ woodstock... is your dial up internet getting extras?

@MackTruck I'm laying cable modem for you, brother.