Who would win

flagooner ;)

In what? A fist fight? Nerf gun? Food eating?

Well, seeing how Trish is a man, things might be close.

dang. because I'd like to yell 'GIRL FIGHT!!!'

My dick lol

NinaBambina makes a brilliant point, but I have another question: what are their feeling regarding wiener dogs?

It's a criterion I call "the dachshund system" ;)

Oh in that case, I’m the winner
https://ibb.co/jsCyJ9

Though I’m not to sure what his actual breed is

Oh Lordy, I wouldn’t fight her. I’d be too scared to break her neck. And then I’d have to run away change my identity again.

I cant wait to see the scratching and hair pulling! This will be epic