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How can you date a stripper?

Q. How can you date a stripper? A. Try carbon-14. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

Europe 17.5 USA 10.5

Title says it all :-)

londonguyVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 6 17

What does a stripper's boyfriend do when his dishwasher stops working?

Q . What does a stripper's boyfriend do when his dishwasher stops working? A. He hits her. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 11

You Guys Have No Clue About Dancers & Women In General

Some of you are WAY too fucked up There's the needy socially retarded guys convincing themselves that a GFE somehow means something more than what it is The weirdo who thinks strip clubs should be whorehouses and thinks hoes actually want him…

TrapBaby3047 yrs ago 3 41

Atlanta's Riley's closes because of civil lawsuit

https://www.law.com/dailyreportonline/2018/07/19/strip-club-hit-with-27m-verdict-in-dram-shop-suit-over-fatal-wreck/

joewebberElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 2

If you were new to strip clubbing and needed advice . . .

. . . and the only thing you knew about TUSCL was from reading the discussions that have been posted over the past month (including all of the troll posts), would you ask for the advice here?

ei8ht_Ball7 yrs ago 1 23

TUSCLer Theme Songs

What song would you associate with particular posters? The following are my selections: PhatBoy99 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fpta-CXnhs lapdanceking82 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHHUhcV2eVY TFP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rM Papi_Chulo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCccyzXVJm4 Nicole1994 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHzOOQfhPFg san_jose_guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc ToyChaser https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTFwQP86BRs flagooner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs Please feel free to contribute your own suggestions.

Pizza (hiatus)Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 32

How many clubs that you have reviewed are now closed?

I'm at 50%. Of the 35 places shown on my profile, 18 of them are now closed.

shadowcatElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 35

Safety

This topic is meant to discuss any possible std encounters and open to all men, any trolls or people that are going to say "paranoid blah blah blah" get the fuck out. Many people that go to the stripclub partake in…

Levi51Contributor7 yrs ago 19 29

Buying things from the bathroom troll?

So assuming you give the bathroom troll a buck... What is and isn't typically considered complimentary? I would assume a mint or a shot of cheap body spray is free. But the nicer perfume? Obviously cigarettes are not free. Also you…

PaulDrakeVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 39

I found my Halloween costume for this year!

For "real" whores. https://imgur.com/gallery/LmXBv1S I will be in TJ and I am going to find some hung donkeys. I love donkey dicks

Trish_Club_Lust7 yrs ago 2 3

Back Pain Remedies after LD

I must be getting old because ive suffered from mild back pain from 2 of my recent club excursions. I used to think maybe it was related from going to the gym, but then remember the 5 song LDK I…

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 8

Fat

Dear Americans, Why is the majority among you so fucking fat? How do you become attracted to 200 lb women? Please stop eating the cake.

FTSVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 6 76

$ $$ $$$ $2 .3 ?

It seems a lot of guys when doing reviews try to avoid giving the actual price paid for dancer service and instead use some kind of code that I’m not sure I understand. I guess $ means $100 and $$…

doctorevilElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 10

Clubs on the Brain?

$2 OFF ADULT BUFFET There's a grocery store receipt with a Golden Corral coupon on the back of it laying around. You go to strip clubs too much when receipts trigger a monger stop. Any one else have things they read…

wallanonElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 1

A wonderful way to wake up in the morning

I can't think of many better ways to wake up than to roll over and gaze into the eyes of Rebecca Lowe and listen to her soothingly wish me a good morning. I've got a full-length throbbing blooder.

flagoonerVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 15

I fucking hate being a girl once a month.not cuz i get "emotional" cuz I don't U

I wanna be in bed all day :((

future POTUS and Senator in training7 yrs ago 62 33

The funniest thing I've said on Tuscl: "DC , can u bye ? " lmao hahahaa

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future POTUS and Senator in training7 yrs ago 1 2

ASK ME NASTY PERVERTED QUESTIONS!

Cos I like attention lol and ..............

TrapBaby3047 yrs ago 3 15

Common courtesy, should I have told the PL going to VIP that I just shot a load

Title says it all! Not to be a dick by not saying anything, but she was rushing him to the backroom and what was I suppose to do, say “excuse me sir, but you may want to have your lady wash…

Mate27Elite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4 11

Picture link of nicole1994's Halloween costume that she ordered online. Warning

https://express.google.com/u/0/product/3407629310798197397_2259043720253874088_5922687?utm_source=google_shopping&utm_medium=tu_cu&utm_content=eid-lsjeuxoeqt%2Ceid-fuowqbwzks&gtim=CLrqo4O41MTdIBCT0L_5nIKCq7sBGKCuyBAiA1VTRCiQ--_dBQ&utm_campaign=5922687&gclid=CjwKCAjworfdBRA7EiwAKX9HeM9bPvG-DSa2QXYhn4QTOIlSXB8t97dZpWD6MyGN8vcuJgo-JHu-hBoCcC0QAvD_BwE

future POTUS and Senator in training7 yrs ago 2 19

Happy National Coffee Day

Though shalt not partake of decaf.

flagoonerVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 8 19

Strip club regular, 32, who shot a DJ and left him to die after a drug-fuelled 3

Do we have any TUSCL members in Australia? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6217557/Sydney-strip-club-regular-shot-DJ-left-die-30-hour-bender-jailed-26-years.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

Akron 2AMer.

CLEVELAND, OH (WOIO) - Akron police are investigating a shooting that took place early Friday morning in the parking lot of a strip club. Police say officers responded to Clutch Gentleman’s Club in the 1800 block of South Arlington Street just…

shadowcatElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

Marty Balin, musician and Jefferson Airplane co-founder, dies aged 76

RIP https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/28/marty-balin-jefferson-airplane-musician-dies?utm_source=esp&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=GU+Today+USA+-+Collections+2017&utm_term=286713&subid=5306695&CMP=GT_US_collection

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 1
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