Dude at work wants me to fuck his old lady

I’d first check for genital warts, yeast deposits and tire tracks. If none of those conditions are present, damn the torpedos and full speed ahead. Tell the husband to hold the camera steady with his left hand and try not to shoot his load in your vacinity. Could be a mood dampener.

I’d first check for genital warts, yeast deposits and tire tracks. If none of those conditions are present, damn the torpedos and full speed ahead. Tell the husband to hold the camera steady with his left hand and try not to shoot his load in your vacinity. Could be a mood dampener.

Smart talk

does she weigh under 200 pounds?

Yep about 150

sweet!

Please post pictures of her

By "old lady" does he mean his mother?

Well I guess that’s better than SJG asking you to fuck his goat while he watches.

I did that in Hedonism 2 in Jamaica about 30 years ago - guy watched me bang his very hot wife. I didn't even know it was a thing - it was before internet porn and I was sexually pretty unsafisticated. Felt a little weird at first but she was very hot and was like a porn star in bed. That was when aids was around so I / we used a condom

Check her for all std's & sti's
If she passes bang the shit out of her. And Give Her A creampie

Is the husband left or right handed;)

Put it on pornhub and write TUSCL 2018 on your butt.

^^^ lol

I'm guessing your avatar is a photo of her? If so that's an easy pass for me buddy!