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Why are Detroit strippers like the Detroit Lions?

Q. Why are Detroit strippers like the Detroit Lions? A. They both suck for 4 quarters. NOTICE: THIS WAS NOT TRUE LAST SUNDAY--FOR THE LIONS.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 6

I'm not gonna say who but this dude was fucking annoying me on private messaging

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future POTUS and Senator in training7 yrs ago 3 11

Q: When is the last time a man opened a car door for a stripper?

See, I can make stripper jokes, too. Q: When is the last time a man opened a car door for a stripper? A: When she was getting arrested.

NinaBambina7 yrs ago 4 14

Has anyone seen Marice Hase as a feature?

I don't watch porn so I don't really know anything about the girl. But I love Asian women and she performs at a club near me soon. Does anyone know if she puts on a good show?

ei8ht_Ball7 yrs ago 2 2

WHATS THE CREEPIEST THING YOU'VE DONE TO A DANCER!!!!???????

Darkblue999 has stalked and followed dancers to their cars. Chell has stalked dancers online DC is so socially retarded he tries to convince himself that hoes really like him San Jose Guy is desperate to believe GFEs are real SO who else wants to…

TrapBaby3047 yrs ago 3 22

My hero...had sex with 6,000 women. Died doing a 23 yo.

Story and photos: https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/28/romeo-of-rimini-playboy-maurizio-zanfanti-dies-while-having-sex-with-tourist-23-7986557/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

shadowcatElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 19

I hired a new shit truck driver

They never listen. Look what happens... https://youtu.be/EYsL6laTm6k

MackTruckContributor7 yrs ago 3 3

This is real stuff right here

And this is how you walk through it... And This is the Dave Ramsey Show

MackTruckContributor7 yrs ago 1 5

What are the differences between a stripper and a bowling ball…?

Go. To shorthand Jack’s disclaimer - NOTE: NSWHIMTJ

rosslVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 11 16

Rate Her: angel_assassinx, Cam Girl

She likes anime. https://instagram.com/angel_assassinx?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=9tkpnxodujyx https://i.redd.it/t4eqg026m4s01.png https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXxvOu0XUAAjAnV.jpg

Pizza (hiatus)Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 49 40

Getting thru a dentist visit.

I went to the dentist recently. Nothing bad, just a normal cleaning. But still, I'm always a little uncomfortable with someone scraping my teeth with a sharp pick. My dentist is a…

Warrior15Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 8 15

My last and greatest love

Is myself After years of pursuing relationship and religious ideas... Ive been unable to find lasting happiness Alas i find it deep within myself. Myself, my happiness and my God was deep in myself My last and greatest love and adventure is with…

JuiceBox69Elite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 18

It's all about the money.

There is an older regular at my favorite club that literally has the girls line up for dances as soon as he walks in the door. I see him damn near every time I go to the club. He has…

shadowcatElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 29

There's something about ROBs

Interesting nugget from a review waiting for approval today about dealing with a ROB. "I time my LDK right before the end of the first song, slip my finger down my pants, swipe a small hand soap pump amount of LDK…

grand1511Elite Reviewer7 yrs ago 7 6

First visit to Massage Parlor

Well fellas after around 11 years of SC mongering I had my first foray into an extras massage parlor. It was definitely an interesting experience. (e.g.) never have had to "buzz in" to a SC. I mildly regret not…

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 6 19

Rose McGowan to Asia Argento: Sorry for My 'Serious' Mistake

Rose McGowan to Asia Argento: Sorry for My 'Serious' Mistake http://newser.com/s265245 Is it just me or does everyone else wish these two washed out cokeheads would just STFU!

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 10

For HiLiter Good Times Fans in AZ

With all the reviews calling out the decline of dependable honest HL dancers, I have stayed away from my weekly visits for 3 weeks now. I was waiting on @Spillthebeans to shed some light on dancers to avoid before trying a…

etsutwigg222Elite Reviewer7 yrs ago 9 11

Cities with the most uglies

Not just strip clubs, everybody. Nobody would know better then TUSCL. I’m gonna say colder places in America. Boston, Cleaveland, Milwaukee, Chicago. Maybe it’s because everyone is bundled up in a sweatshirt, compared to bikinis. And then the southeast, except…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 32

Newest Troll Hypotheses

Think trap baby is Tridcos / Constantine ??? Go away.

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 8 25

What is the difference between Detroit Lions football players and Detroit strip

Q: What is the difference between Detroit Lions football players and Detroit strip club customers? A: Detroit strip club customers score a lot more often than Detroit Lions football players NOTICE: NO DETROIT LIONS FOOTBALL PLAYERS OR PLS WERE HARMED IN MAKING…

s275ironmanContributor7 yrs ago 9 3

Power of No-Fap

came across this posting on another site and believe in it: That guy who posted about the power of no-fap is so right! I go a week or more and feel like a king, extremely horny, but every woman is within…

Studme53Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 24

Halloween Stripper Costume Ideas

Do you guys have any suggestions? So far, all I can think of is copying someone else’s schtick. “I usually go as a customer in jean booty shorts (unzipped), an open/tied up flannel, and a trucker hat. I walk around…

nicespiceContributor7 yrs ago 2 52

“Pro”.... trolls?

....are they lightening things up a bit on the board? Seems livelier. On the other hand, there may be more than enough. Don’t “add” a personality without putting one out to pasture.

rosslVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 15 4

I like her......

After 46 hours of work since Monday at 7:00 a.m. I left work yesterday at 3:00, smoked some serious weed and walked into my favorite club. There she was, my current infatuation. Sitting with an older gentleman, chatting…

skibum609Elite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 12

YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO ASK ME FOR FREE ADVICE!

OK!

TrapBaby3047 yrs ago 2 6
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