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From a recent review of Secrets in Cleveland: How much will this cost me? July 21, 2019 Over the last 20 years, I've only been to clubs about 10 times, so I am a relative rookie despite my age. I visited Secrets for…

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I have read on TUSCL several times about a “Black Card”. Never really gave it much thought. However, I usually pay cash on everything I do and as such pay little attention to the cards I have. Turns…

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I posted some stuff about a week ago and there were some requests for some good bouncer stories, so here is one of them. We had a patron who was, lets just say a little fucked up. He had more than…

When my twins were still in strollers and we were living in Singapore, if we were out shopping or just out for a walk on Orchard Road, Mrs. Hornibastard #3 often took our daughter in one stroller and I took…

Hi girls, So I have about six years working as a Dancer in Dallas area clubs, but I’m 25 and by the time I’m 30/31 I wanna dance across the US at these places: Mitchell Brothers Scarlett’s Scores Baby Dolls (again) I’m doing research…

So I used to work as a dancer in some well known Dallas area clubs at age 18, loved it and was making money. Seven years later I’m going to grad school with shitty clubs and So taking a year…

So I started dancing when I was 18, in college in the Dallas Fort Worth area and genuinely enjoyed it. There were obviously some not good nights, but it was an overall positive experience. Now I’m 25…

based upon antedoctal evidence Asian pussy is much tighter than other women's. My thumb was snug.

I've seen a bunch of "reviews" lately that weren't even Cliff Notes worthy. Some were 3 lines of text. What a joke. Does anyone approve such a review?

I have hit the truck stop and Ubered to the clubs in Brooklyn and Centerville. Thinking of trying Washington Park tonight as I am in the neighborhood. Looking for the chocolate babes . Where would you folks recommend. I have…

I called a guy a retard then he handed his buddy $300 to get a half hr dance with me. I don't even understand how I make money sometimes. 🤷🏼‍♀️

It's in the 90's here in the Detroit area. But I don't let heat deter me from taking my daily bike ride. By the time I returned home, my clothes were sopping wet with sweat and I was…

"Yeah, I went through niggas' pockets," she said. "A lot of you bitches be going through niggas' pockets for $40 to catch a cab 'cause a nigga don't want to give you that. Same shit. Was I wrong for that?…

So I started dancing as an 18 y/o after doing amateur night, discovered I was good at it, and it allowed me to be completely self-supporting, graduate college early, and while I’m not dancing right now because I do have…

I pay close attention to my home market, Cleveland/Akron, and I study places I'm set to travel for work. But just for entertainment, there are cities I like to check on routinely here on TUSCL. Mainly, I'm reading about adventures in Detroit…

General Motors is gunning for Ferrari with its newest redesign of the Chevrolet Corvette — the 2020 Stingray unveiled Thursday night. First introduced in 1953, the Chevy Corvette quickly stood out in a market dominated by the heavy metal that was…

What do you guys think is the best place/city/area for strip club in america?

Not that anyone on this site would ever need to take a pill like this, but here it is. Lol https://bgr.com/2019/07/18/big-penis-fda-alert-warning/amp/

Hey guys - I’m stuck in Jersey for a couple weeks (central) and have been combing the reviews for a place to set up shop while I’m there. Seems like some recent crackdowns have tamed the clubs (GGR was on…

OK, you sit down in your favorite club sipping a drink. The most beautiful girl walks out of VIP, straighting her dress, fixing her hair and looking a bit tired. A big, ugly brute…

"Magic City in Atlanta is perhaps the most infamous strip club of all time" That is a matter of debate. I've never been and have no desire to go. I'm sure that Papi will love the photo untitled "The Gods"

Be careful when you pick up a stripper for a "date." https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/crime/2019/07/18/milwaukee-murder-man-kills-other-man-his-girlfriend-met-strip-club/1765913001/