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Salma Hayek celebrates her upcoming birthday as she posts sassy snap of herself

Sep 2, 2019, 3:27 AM
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jackslash
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Latinas are not my type, but I'll make an exception for Salma. And at age 51, she is nearly age-appropriate for me.

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GoVikings

She looks fantastic for 53. Doesn’t surprise me too much because women of color age well

Man, I love Latinas

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ATACdawg

Aaaayyiiee, caramba! Whimper...

One thing gives me hope - she says that she's getting nearsighted!

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shadowcat

If my ex wife looked that good, I'd still be in a horrible marriage. :)

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Cashman1234

She’s looking as hot as she did in her scene dancing at the Titty Twister! I’d love to use her like a filthy pig. I’m thinking she’s nuttier than a fruit cake - but that body is hot and those hooters are amazing!

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AnonymousJim

She's appearing in the "Who'd You Rather?" bracket soon.

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JAprufrock

^^I choose her. Damn, I’m so hard right now.

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gSteph

Look at that navel. !!

And beyond

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Warrior15

She has always been one of my Faves. Loved her in Dusk til Dawn.

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Papi_Chulo

She looks great - you def don't think 53 when you see that bikini pic

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Clubber

She's not Asian, but definitely exotic. I'd take her anytime!

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Papi_Chulo

Actually she turned 53 today September 2

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Papi_Chulo

She's no dummy either - she married a French guy that's worth $30-billion (en.wikipedia.org) although I'm sure it wasn't because of the $$$.

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Muddy

Hell yeah

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Papi_Chulo

Seems her husband has put his $ to good use by banging fine babes:

"... In July 2011, Hayek's husband was named in a paternity case. According to reports, Pinault is the father of supermodel Linda Evangelista's son, Augustin James, who was born in October 2006. He denied all allegations although he later reached a settlement with Evangelista ..."

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Clubber

Papi,

I think with $30,000,000,000 one could bang any woman of their choosing!

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Heellover

She's hot! Damn! Other than that I'm at a loss for words (unusual for me)

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Uprightcitizen

Always loved her. She is such a hottie.

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rh48hr

She is fine.

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jackslash

I hear Salma is excited at the prospect of leaving her billionaire husband and her Hollywood lifestyle to come live with me in the suburbs of Detroit. But I don't want to limit myself to one woman.

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Papi_Chulo

^ often times they don't even have to marry the rich dude - if they just get knocked up they instantly become one-percenters w/o having to work via large child-support payments

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RandomMember

She was one of the most beautiful actresses of all time in her 20s and I like slender-ish Latinas. Yes she looks great for someone in her 50s -- but time takes a toll on everyone. Men are allowed to age but not women. It's built into our genes after 3 million years of evolution.

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Supremeruler

"She's no dummy either"

She not. But he is a dummy. Vh and papi chulo know the deal. You would think every man on earth knows the deal by now... why any man gets married now, rich or otherwise, is beyond me. If your rich you should follow the Leo DiCaprio model. Only date women younger than 25(30 max, dont care how good they look) and no kids...

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JAprufrock

VH_Kicks "I've always been fascinated by why Nature allows men to keep producing viable sperm well into the 70's and even 80's but women go through menopause and lose the ability to produce eggs by age 55 --- I think it has something to do with evolution favoring a young female body as the ideal way to provide nutrition and a healthy incubator for the nine months of gestation."

Thanks for killing my erection. You might as well have shown me a naked picture of Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

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Pistrolla

^^ you want to see a naked pic of me? We can get that erection back

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JAprufrock

^^This one is hot ...

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... said no one in the history of mankind.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

If you look at other recent images, she looks closer to her actual age. But she still looks great for her age and I'd happily take her doppelganger into VIP.

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