Salma Hayek celebrates her upcoming birthday as she posts sassy snap of herself

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• GoVikings

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  5 years ago

  She looks fantastic for 53. Doesn’t surprise me too much because women of color age well
  
  Man, I love Latinas
• ATACdawg

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  5 years ago

  Aaaayyiiee, caramba! Whimper...
  
  One thing gives me hope - she says that she's getting nearsighted!
• shadowcat

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  5 years ago

  If my ex wife looked that good, I'd still be in a horrible marriage. :)
• Cashman1234

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  5 years ago

  She’s looking as hot as she did in her scene dancing at the Titty Twister! I’d love to use her like a filthy pig. I’m thinking she’s nuttier than a fruit cake - but that body is hot and those hooters are amazing!
• AnonymousJim

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  5 years ago

  She's appearing in the "Who'd You Rather?" bracket soon.
• JAprufrock

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  5 years ago

  ^^I choose her.
  Damn, I’m so hard right now.
• gSteph

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  5 years ago

  Look at that navel. !!
  
  And beyond
• Warrior15

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  5 years ago

  She has always been one of my Faves. Loved her in Dusk til Dawn.
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  She looks great - you def don't think 53 when you see that bikini pic
• Clubber

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  5 years ago

  She's not Asian, but definitely exotic. I'd take her anytime!
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  Actually she turned 53 today September 2
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  She's no dummy either - she married a French guy that's worth $30-billion (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran%C3%A7…) although I'm sure it wasn't because of the $$$.
• Muddy

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  5 years ago

  Hell yeah
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  Seems her husband has put his $ to good use by banging fine babes:
  
  "... In July 2011, Hayek's husband was named in a paternity case. According to reports, Pinault is the father of supermodel Linda Evangelista's son, Augustin James, who was born in October 2006. He denied all allegations although he later reached a settlement with Evangelista ..."
  
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salma_Haye…
  
• Clubber

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  5 years ago

  Papi,
  
  I think with $30,000,000,000 one could bang any woman of their choosing!
• Heellover

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  5 years ago

  She's hot! Damn! Other than that I'm at a loss for words (unusual for me)
• Uprightcitizen

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  5 years ago

  Always loved her. She is such a hottie.
• rh48hr

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  5 years ago

  She is fine.
• jackslash

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  5 years ago

  I hear Salma is excited at the prospect of leaving her billionaire husband and her Hollywood lifestyle to come live with me in the suburbs of Detroit. But I don't want to limit myself to one woman.
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7b_dhtT…
  
  
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  ^ often times they don't even have to marry the rich dude - if they just get knocked up they instantly become one-percenters w/o having to work via large child-support payments
• RandomMember

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  5 years ago

  She was one of the most beautiful actresses of all time in her 20s and I like slender-ish Latinas. Yes she looks great for someone in her 50s -- but time takes a toll on *everyone*. Men are allowed to age but not women. It's built into our genes after 3 million years of evolution.
• chessmaster

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  5 years ago

  "She's no dummy either"
  
  She not. But he is a dummy. Vh and papi chulo know the deal. You would think every man on earth knows the deal by now... why any man gets married now, rich or otherwise, is beyond me. If your rich you should follow the Leo DiCaprio model. Only date women younger than 25(30 max, dont care how good they look) and no kids...
• JAprufrock

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  5 years ago

  VH_Kicks "I've always been fascinated by why Nature allows men to keep producing viable sperm well into the 70's and even 80's but women go through menopause and lose the ability to produce eggs by age 55 --- I think it has something to do with evolution favoring a young female body as the ideal way to provide nutrition and a healthy incubator for the nine months of gestation."
  
  Thanks for killing my erection. You might as well have shown me a naked picture of Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
  
• Pistrolla

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  5 years ago

  ^^ you want to see a naked pic of me? We can get that erection back
• JAprufrock

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  5 years ago

  ^^This one is hot ...
  
  https://www.politico.com/story/2019/08/1…
  
  ... said no one in the history of mankind.
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  5 years ago

  If you look at other recent images, she looks closer to her actual age. But she still looks great for her age and I'd happily take her doppelganger into VIP.