I ended up in Florida and in a motel waiting on Dorian. There is this woman there that keeps talking to me and my wife. When she sits across from me with a short skirt on she always give me a beaver shot. At first I thought it was an accident but then she made it obvious. Oh to get away from my wife for an hour. Then there is this hot chick that I think use to be a dancer. She is hot and knows it!
The storm isn't even going to make landfall. Instead of waiting around in a shitty motel get back on the road you pussy.