$400 for 2 hours

What do you mean by 'shit is fake as fuck'? Her body is fake? Her attitude is fake? If it's just her body that's fake then as long as you don't mind man made enhancements, what are you waiting for?! If it were me the two hours would already be up. $400?! That's a bargain whether it's ITC or OTC.

Attitude, she wanted $500, I said 400 thinking I'd gave to go 500, and she said that's good, if it happens it's another story, but only 90 min to wait

Fuck it. Pay her $250 and do an hour. Definitely a good deal.

Dude, I am just waiting til 2, this bitch is so fine. Daty/dato in the club either way was worth it....21, blonde, no kids, tight everywhere, just 1 slow ass club.

DATO? With a stripper? ITC? You need to pay a visit to NaughtyHoney's thread.

If she's fake attitude - and you negotiate her down - it could be mechanical. Those types - with super hot bodies - and fake attitudes - don't often provide great sex.

Those girls know they are hot as fuck - and they know guys will pay because they love their look.

OK, so how did it go?

Crickets...

Dont all strippers have fake attitudes? That's sort of expected isn't it?

Maybe he doesn't want to tell us that he waited out in the parking lot until 3;00 am, when it finally dawned on him that she was yanking his chain.

^ that sounds like something you’ve done

^ Haven't we all at some point Snark Boy? Except unlike an arrogant ankle biting fucktard like you, I'm willing to admit it. 😉

Member, if she ghosted you, don't sweat it. That offer seemed a little too good to be true anyway. It's all part of the educational process.

Fuckn loser can’t laugh at himself what a joke, I’ve never sat in a parking lot waiting for a prostitute, that’s beyond anything I’ve ever done. Still gotta laugh at the thought.

You realize the contradictions in what you just posted, no? You pretended that it was a lighthearted non-snarky joke, then you plowed ahead with the "in a parking lot waiting for a prostitute" comment. Ok 25, we get it, you want to let us know that you're too good to sit in a parking lot waiting for a prostitute, yet I'm the one who takes himself too seriously. 😉

There was a time around here when seasoned hounds really could laugh at themselves and admit to these faux pas, including many (myself among them) who fell for ye ol' "wait for me outside" at least once in their earlier clubbing days. Now it's mostly weird snarky troll types.

Anyway Member, keep in mind that in real life clubs the fucking weird ass - dayshift - non-alcohol drinking trolls you find around here are not the norm. Many have fallen for that gimmick in the dark of night, with a six pack under their belt in the wee hours of the morning. If this is what happened, then as time goes on you'll learn to more easily identify and avoid it.

^ Never pretended it was a non snarky joke, you made it into something different go fuck yourself RickiBoi, and while you’re at it lighten up a bit on that pseudo alpha attitude, nobody here buys it we know better.

25, a 10 year old girl is an alpha compared to an ankle biter l like, so I can see how you confused simple straightforward opinions as some special attempt to out alpha you. Your emotional weakness becomes obvious every time you try to wrap yourself in a herd opinion to buttress your weird posts, as you just did once again, unless of course that was the royal "We?" 😉

Btw, is there any particular reason why you decided to start trolling again? You were doing so well for a while, almost like a real live boy with thoughtful opinions. It's sad to see you backsliding now.

"Like you..." lol

^ LOL you’re delusional