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Seriously you strippers and thots alike never cease to amaze me. You give us names like Mercedes, Pinky and Cristal (like the champagne). But yet, I give a bitch a fake name and she loses her metaphorical shit. Was in the…

I have a few questions for our dancers about the coronavirus inpact: 1. Are you seeing fewer customers at the clubs? 2. Are you making less money? 3. Are you worried about catching the coronavirus in the clubs? I haven't visited…

The man was “angry about losing money to the dancers and wanted to find out where they were.” Don't go to strip clubs if you don't want to lose money. And a BB rifle? I lived in Texas…

From Schneier on Security based on WAPO article: https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2020/03/10/secret-sharing-app-whisper-left-users-locations-fetishes-exposed-web/ Whisper, the secret-sharing app that called itself the "safest place on the Internet," left years of users' most intimate confessions exposed on the Web tied to…

Sometimes this rick thinks Skifredo actually thinks he can catch coronavirus from “Corna” beer and eating at fine Chinese restaurants (by which he means Panda Express). Sad. And his incessant whining combined with continuous attempts to bring politics into the front…

And the took the lesson that the secret to my spectacular Kung fu personality was my turtleness, not my rickness https://www.srviral.com/p/tortuga-25999.html Hint for those wishing to be as cool as I am: I was born a turtle, many years hence I…

I'm self isolating for reasons I can't/don't want to publicly discuss, but going to my doctor tomorrow to be certain. I seriously am starting to feel like physical shit right now, going on day 3. I'm not looking for attention,…

I don't think it's safe for me to work in clubs right now, plus I'm feeling under the weather and don't want to spread anything. Which webcam sites have worked for you, if you have cammed? Regarding the virus, I…

Just some context: - Texted her Monday so see if she would be in the club this week. She responded that she would be in every single night this week. Okay cool, so I left it at that because that's all…

Lite in the fridge. Oh, the humanity.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/stock-futures-flat-as-traders-await-trumps-address-on-coronavirus-measures-2020-03-11?mod=mw_latestnews

Great insight from the Joe Rogan Experience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZFhjMQrVts&t=21s PS, this guy is exactly what I think having a convo with SJG at a bar would be like.

We need boob sanitizer. I'm washing my hands and using hand sanitizer, but what should I do when getting a lap dance? I want to touch those lovely boobs, but I know where they've been. That guy before me had…

In San Franciso, running a loudspeaker system which threatens low income people standing in front or a hotel, telling them that police have been called. https://missionlocal.org/2020/01/police-have-been-called-loudspeaker-threatens-low-income-people-standing-in-front-of-bartlett-street-property/ SJG

I won't deny that I am a little excited at the thought of recession pricing coming to my local strip clubs. There are a couple of things I've been working for a while that I'd like to get over…

Hey y’all! I just moved to Asheville from South Florida and omg the clubs here are different. The club in town requires a 500$ dancers fee paid to the local police. You can’t drink. You’re on the books. Not my…

https://nypost.com/2020/03/10/how-nyc-strip-clubs-are-handling-the-coronavirus-outbreak/

https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/cjaysan-twitch-coronavirus-face-masks-underwear/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark The used ones are the best. :)

And there's a group of women talking loudly. It's happy hour, but they don't sound happy. Not rowdy, but not quiet. Neighborhood bar. The gals keep talking and his ears perk up when the word sex trafficking gets thrown around.…

So I decided to actually mute a few threads today in the Front Room forum that are garbage but keep getting bumped. Then I decided to mute any thread that didn't strike me as on topic (strip clubs, strippers, etc)…

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OMG so ultimate source of pissed off right now... horny as fuck and my godda... viberate batteries are dead!!! This is some serious BS!!!!

How much did Gawker overspend this time (You won’t believe it!).... Will Nicole1994 and Nicespice ever go shopping again.... Papi_Chulo wrote a review that was less than 30 paragraphs find out why... Cashman has finally started using “standards” after a lifelong vow against…

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/mbqqd8/we-talked-to-the-scientist-who-just-discovered-the-perfect-penis We Talked to the Scientist Who Just Discovered the Perfect Penis: Dr. Nicole Prause is the head of the research team that used 3D printed phalluses to find women's ideal penis size. We spoke to her about her findings and her…

https://nypost.com/2020/03/10/how-nyc-strip-clubs-are-handling-the-coronavirus-outbreak The dancing may be dirty — but New York strip clubs are keeping it clean during the coronavirus outbreak. Local pole palaces are doing just fine amid mounting fears over COVID-19, by making it rain hand sanitizer and monitoring strippers’ possible…