Front Room

Den I farted! Da end!

Farted in your hand and whisked it over to a dancer and her customer next to you, and then wait for their reaction? Bacon!!

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2021/nov/25/us-libraries-report-spike-in-organised-attempts-to-ban-books-in-schools One school board member called for the offending books to be burned. “I think we should throw those books in a fire,” he said. “I guess we live in a world now that our public schools would rather have kids…

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Peace and joy to you.

https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=380861 Specifically the (literal) ending climax. So many things. On the floor? I mean, you'd think the club would decide pretty quick to put a spittoon in every VIP booth. Or better yet, one of those…

80's singer Tiffany butchers her only big song, then says "fuck you" to audience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64UiD3UFW6E https://nypost.com/2021/11/22/tiffany-lashes-out-at-fans-during-trainwreck-gig-f-k-you/

Sometimes you just have to say WTF. https://talesbuzz.com/ex-stripper-accused-of-sexually-abusing-boy-dog-gets-20-years/

For well over a decade I had a great marriage. For the last two years, every day I find myself wondering why the hell I'm married to this woman.

Is it true founder's going to spin them off as a separate website? Called guessthatsockpuppet.net ?

Me: 5'11" without heels. The one on The Block in Baltimore may have been six foot something, but I didn't ask. Warning: TUSCL gun nuts will find you and shoot you if you give your answer…

Tried both recently. Very big waste of money. -95% of the girls on there are fake. They want you to send money before meeting and make up all kinds of reasons you need to send it electronically or with a gift…

Any of you bet on sports? When I say “bet” I mean like every day of the week? Do you keep spreadsheets on this? Do you do it in hopes of making money or more of a form…

I suppose the first thing that comes to mind would be credit card but I don't know how that would work. A couple of years ago I was seeing the same girl OTC almost weekly. So we knew each other…

Just wondering. I may get a windfall soon ;]

Just because it’s this big thing buzzing right now. Within a few years, I guess the web is going to evolve into 3D virtual spaces. We can try on clothing and buy stuff right on the spot and other stuff…

I was at the club Saturday night. The bartender asked me what I wanted to drink. I told her, "I'll have a Rittenhouse." The bartender looked back at me confused and said, "What is a Rittenhouse?" I told her, "Three chasers,…

One of my favs wondered all through high school why she was only an A when her mom was a D. Then her mom finally fessed she had implants.

Me: four packages of microwave popcorn.

Who here has been the last one out of a club at closing? I have once. I got to the club at around 1am and had to wait on my CF at the time. I literally got the last…

"Did...did you, uh, stop waxing and shaving?" Her: "Yeah." "Is everything okay/" Her: "Yeah, why? Do you have a problem with it?" "Well, it's a lot. I'm sorry, but that's people mean by 'old growth forest'." Her: "Not really, I just…

I club I was at not too long ago called Billy Dean's in long island. It's like a small curtain booth, I'm getting dances in and all of a sudden the owner bartender guy who I assume is Billy Dean…

I'm watching the Dallas Kansas City game and damn its early in the first quarter and Kansas City looks like they're returning to their 2020 overwhelming form, Dallas has a good team with lot's of strong weapons but right now…

Not the same handle as NinaBambina. Seems that someone's trying to troll one of our favorite dancer members.

What are your thoughts? I think its possible if.... There is a genuine connection like with any woman You offer something she lacks in her life but needs She wants to quit and you're her way out But in each scenario…

Full story and video: https://www.tmz.com/2021/11/21/strip-club-shutdown-tryouts-astroworld-crowd-crush/