San jose guy

Countryman5434
I entered the dragon and was never the same
San jose guy is very informative! Has anyone ever thanked him for his insight? Thank you sjg for teaching us that lapdances are for chumps! I am going to honk kong to test his theory on front room makeout sessions! It should ease from there straight into arriba! Then i'm gonna test his theory that tj sg are better! When i get home i will take what i have learned and apply it to my local club and that should ease into the stripper of my choosing being in my own bed and will prove sex tourism is for chumps! Then hopefully sjg will let me apply to his prestigious organization!

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Warrior15
6 years ago
What have you been smoking ???
galiziabob.sabbatical
6 years ago
You might be onto something.... ;) I had a frontroom make out session with my girl at HK last night which led to 5 hours of time spent together. Guess he was right.
Countryman5434
6 years ago
High on life warrior15 lol just counting the days!
shailynn
6 years ago
If you join his group, your only sex options sex are going to be: doing a lot of Circle jerking /or/ you’re going to be fucking corpses.
PaulDrake
6 years ago
@countryman - I think you need to turn up the satire a little bit more for this to be funnier...
nicespice
6 years ago
SJG says interesting stuff but I still prefer Nicole.
rane1234
6 years ago
I already regret this but he is entertaining
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Sounds like TJ is Front Room Makeout Central.

But what they say about TJ's Playboy Bar is that girls approach from behind when you are seated and they put both hands on your face, and pull your head back and then start ramming their tongue into your mouth, like for maybe 30 seconds. And they they will look at you and say, "Arriba or Ficha?"

And then they say that in BT and LC there is more tongue than in HK.

But by all means, civilianize the interaction and get that makeout session going. And then learn how to make it go that way in the US clubs.

Dr. F.'s girl by girl account:
https://www.tuscl.net/article.php?id=258…

SJG

Bad Company, Wembley, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZQKILDM…
Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
^^^ hasn't seen a vagina.
Countryman5434
6 years ago
Sjg- yes i agree pl's should take what they learn in tj and apply it to their local club they would be waking up with hotties in their own beds
Countryman5434
6 years ago
I wish my avatar was at my local club!
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Countryman, your state is one of those often cited as having front room makeout sessions.

Strip clubs are important, but once you are bedding a girl, there should be other ways to organize it, not around a strip club.

SJG
Trish_Club_Lust
6 years ago
Come to South Carolina and make out with me SJG!
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Someday!

:) :) :)

SJG
DeclineToState
6 years ago
If what I've read here about HK is true, that you basically get to do anything with the girl on the floor for a $1 bill - including feeling them up and sex toy work during the shaving cream show - I assume you can get an HK front room makeout session going for very little money, so the HK experience would not support SJG's blathering about front room makeout sessions being common on US soil.
DeclineToState
6 years ago
^California soil
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
That things go so well in the TJ HK bar is great.

I have never said that front room makeout sessions are common in the US or in California. All I have said is that they do exist and that you can and should steer it that way, instead of being a chump and buying dances.

And looking forwards to it Trish.

SJG
Trish_Club_Lust
6 years ago
Did you wanna meet me in the club to make out or go straight for the fun in the parking lot? You can also stay at my house if you want
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
We can do all of those things.

SJG
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Remember, I like girls in high heels, held on by straps, and the higher the better, and also in exaggerated makeup. Thigh high stockings also good. Most everything else she might wear is just going to be taken off right away, so it is not that important.

That gives you an idea of which girls I'm likely to go for in your club.

And I believe in f2f first meetings. This is not that.

But I'll make an exception for you.

Then I'll be providing you with things to wear for lingerie photo modelling sessions, to be followed with a nice MSOG Toda La Noche. As things go this will develop into Sex Magick. Needs to be this way, has to serve some purpose, otherwise sex just turns into a power struggle, or a quest for relational legitimacy.

Then I'll be introducing you to the women and men in the organization I am building and hopefully eventually you will become a full fledged active member. Women in most all cases pay no money.

But you don't have to get involved right away. You can delay as long as you want. When you are ready I;ll be bringing you to some of our events and will be offering you a whole variety of social benefits.

SJG
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Trish, if your club allows parking lot makeout sessions, that is real nice.

You know I eventually want to have a small motorhome for visiting such clubs.

SJG
Countryman5434
6 years ago
@trish-club-lust are you ready to put the lotion on the skin? That's what sjg wants!
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
?????

Actually they make water soluble flavored lube. I think that is great!

Slow and easy, DATY, FIV, FS.

SJG
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Tantic sex, Yab Yum, can go on for hours. Looking forwards to it Trish.

https://www.chinabuddhismencyclopedia.co…

SJG
Trish_Club_Lust
6 years ago
“Remember, I like girls in high heels, held on by straps, and the higher the better, and also in exaggerated makeup. Thigh high stockings also good”

Fuck yeah baby! I always dress like that!

I never heard of a Toda La Noche but I don’t want a power struggle. How do you do this Sex Magick?? I only know how to swallow a load damn good.



Trish_Club_Lust
6 years ago
Yeah most other bitches can’t make out in my parking lot...but I do what I want!!

@country fuck yeah I love lotion. SJG do you like eucalyptus scented?

Trish_Club_Lust
6 years ago
Oh true the lube works. Man! The first time we have sex I want that elephant in the room with us!
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
So Trish, we heard about all the LE activity in Greenville. Have the clubs you work in been messed up by it?

And of course I like a girl who is always in high heels and make up. It says so much about how she thinks.

Toda La Noche is the Mexican term for All Night Long.

Often after a girl and I have fallen asleep, I'll like to enter her again, but without waking her first.

She will awaken right away. Not interested in really fucking her as she sleeps. Rather I like the idea of just doing it that way and then letting her wake up.

Actually quite difficult to achieve insertion without bouncing the bed or otherwise waking her.

Once they realize what is happening, they always love it, and it shows in their faces the next morning.

SJG

3D Circuit Boards
https://www.printedelectronicsworld.com/…

Heart, Little Queen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhFit87V…

Talking Heads, full concert 1980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-_PC6Tl…
TrollWarnBot
6 years ago
WARNING - The following accounts are considered to be forum trolls and may not be trustworthy:

san_jose_guy - commonly referred to as SJG this forum member is widely mocked and considered potentially mentally unstable, his comments should NOT be taken in any way as legitimate

L1oydSchoene - secondary alternate screen name used by SJG

Trish_Club_Lust - definite troll account
JohnSmith69
6 years ago
I’m glad to hear that the strip club motorhome tour is still in the works. One of the sleepy time rapists greatest ideas. Make out motorhome sessions in the club parking lot.
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Getting the girl into the motor home requires a block of cash. Want to do the makeout session right there in the strip club front room, feeding her money in more moderate increments.

SJG
PaulDrake
6 years ago
SJG - What do you think about the "boat implication" method? Sounds pretty similar to what you are planning with the motor home!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUafzOX…
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Do you know of a strip club adjacent to a boat dock? I would like that.

Motorhomes are only 8'6" wide. Boats can be much bigger. Photo modelling session, using long lenses to avoid perspective distortion. Lots of sex furniture.

All it would take is money. But I don't know of any strip clubs built right on boat docks.

SJG
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
There is this Lost Island place in Stockton, not really a strip club, more like a party with a wet t-shirt contest. Used to be that anything goes. Not been there myself.

No way to get there except by boat.

But I've seen picks place gets packed full of boats, all tied together, and people drunk. Not good.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Lost+I…

LE coming down on it, closed for good
https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/TROU…

But maybe to re-open
https://www.mercurynews.com/2017/07/05/w…

SJG

The Left-Hand Path and the Brotherhood of Saturn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD-1EjE6…

What Is Gnosticism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM8GPZge…
Trish_Club_Lust
6 years ago
Wait?? Who is the real one? San Jose Guy or Lloyd Schone? Are you boys twins??
Trish_Club_Lust
6 years ago
Wait?? Who is the real one? San Jose Guy or Lloyd Schone? Are you boys twins??
san_jose_guy
6 years ago
So Trish, about sex magick, lets see who can give a good explanation:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_magic

https://ultraculture.org/blog/2013/05/27…

http://llewellyn.com/journal/article/226…

So hopefully after our lingerie photo modelling - sex magick - toda la noche - MSOG sessions were proceeding well, and i'd be telling you all about my organization and its practices, and I'd be bringing groups of our women and groups of our men out to meet you, and probably these would be from the last place I had gotten my organization going, Atlanta. So hopefully you would eventually decide that you were with us. At that point your formal initiations would start. And as you would have been my first bed mate in that region, you could also be my first boots on the ground, helping us get things going there, with your knowledge of the region. And then as the group would flourish locally, you would enjoy a whole host of material and social benefits.

So though this is still a ways out, we should start talking about South Carolina.

SJG

My Ignore List

DrPhil, DrPhil., IME, Meat72, san_jose_gay, tixtittyfag, JimGassagain, Call.Me.Ishmael, SirLapdancealot, L1oydSchoene

Peter Frampton Do You Feel Like We Do Midnight Special 1975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7rFYbMh…

Andreas Vollenweider - Caverna Magica (Vinyl rip)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxvwW_xr…

Do you find the above two songs similar? I certainly do.
Mate27
6 years ago
Stfu SJG!!
Trish_Club_Lust
6 years ago
Would all these groups of our women and groups of our men be having a giant orgy??
shailynn
3 years ago
This is awesome - SJG is having a conversation with a troll and doesn't even realize it.


How come you're not bumping this old thread San Jose Guy?
Mate27
3 years ago
Lmfao! Nice pic Shailyn, or should I say SJG L1oydSchoene??!!!
JimGassagain
3 years ago
^^ whatever happened to L1oydSchoene anyway? Did he get band by Founder? Maybe SJG can tell us once he gets to the library today after noon.

Bacon!!
CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
Countryman,
You left out the second most important thing learned from him - people can hang in the library all day using their computers for adult entertainment related sites!
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